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@welshblue! Another great one of us gone. Sleep in peace.

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said, “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day, is it?” ============================================================= Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

@welshblue! O... you poorest.. When the weather is nice not so bad, when cold is not so good....

@welshblue! Background wallpaper very fitting. And the vase with the flowers is wonderful. You are a great artist. Thank you for sharing.

They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall. But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself. These scientists should better stop their lies. ==================================== A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview. ==================================== 8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football? 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

@Pixey! That's right. But you also give pointed peppers. Therefore better if there are examples. Thank you for your effort. .

@Pixey! Object of the Fortnight # 27 -A Bell Pepper- ???

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.” ================================================== In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles. One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?” The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

@welshblue!👍 It's good to see you back in the forum. Thank you very much for your kind comments. PS: 1x coffee and cake for your dear wife.

Dear @Maximilian! Thank you very much too.

Congratulations to @MJW, @Pixey, and @welshblue! All those beautiful hourglasses. 👍 @Pixey! Thank you so much for the hosting.