Seerose

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  • Birthday 05/14/1955

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  1. *Zebras The coloration of zebras makes them very conspicuous in the African plains, but the pattern of black and white stripes makes it very hard for predators to distinguish one individual in the middle of the herd. Do you see eight or nine zebras? *Illusory Contours Although there are only circles with sections taken out of them, our eyes strive to see triangles. The sides of the triangles may appear curved when the angles of the sections do not add up to 180 degrees.
  2. Lame Question A man was disturbing a nurse by asking lame questions every now and then, he asked, “How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Nurse: “Cut your head off.” ============================ Beautiful Nurse “What do you do?” a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. “I’m a nurse.” “I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me,” he whispered in her ear. “That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward.” ============================ Another Doctor The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick old man and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the old man faintly, “Another doctor”.
  3. WOW! @barbieq25! You have produced a very good piece of work, excellent choice of colors and the light reflections are awesome! Thank you for the sharing.
  4. @MadJik! Welcome to back.
  5. No problem dear @lynxster4!
  6. *Shrinking Phantom Cross Now this one is an amazing illusion that can also be categorized under non-animated optical illusions. There are four same looking patterns and between them is a space creating a cross. If you just keep looking or running your eyes here and there in the image, you will feel as if the cross is continuously shrinking. There is no reason it will stop despite of the fact that it is just what our mind is perceiving and not real.
  7. Puzzle A blonde calls her boyfriend at 5 in the afternoon. “I need help with this KILLER tiger puzzle, I’ve been working on it since this morning!” So the boyfriend goes to her house, looks at the puzzle pieces on the table, then the box, and sighed. Okay….First, no matter what we do to this it isn’t going to look ANYTHING like a tiger. Second, relax, de-stress….and third…..” The boyfriend now puts his head in his hand and sighs. “…help me clean up the damn frosted flakes.” ================================= Blonde Swimming Joke There were a brunette, a black haired girl, a ranger and a blonde on a island. They were 200km away from safety. They all decided they will swim to safety. The ranger swam 5km and drowned, the black haired swam 20km and drowned, the brunette swam 50km and drowned. but when the blonde had her turn she swam 100km and said… “i m tired!” so she swam all the way back to the island.. ================================= Blonde at the doctors A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.” “That’s odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean” So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says to her “Your not a natural brunette are you?” “No I’m a blonde” she replies. “I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replies the doctor.
  8. Dear @lynxster4! Your support means a lot to me! Thank you so much. Dear @hippiechos and Dear @Rickhum! Thank you so much for the rep. point.
  9. Dear @lynxster4! Beautiful combination of colours. A wonderful creation. Thank you so much!
  10. @AndrewDavid! This is absolutely beautiful! Thank you so much.
  11. @MJW! Thank you so much.
  12. *Ambiguous Art In the 16th century, Giuseppe Arcimboldo became known for his portraits of human heads made entirely of fruits, vegetables and flowers. Some of his paintings of bowls of vegetables had to be inverted in order to see the bowl become a hat for the human head. This whimsical art form is still popular today. The following drawing of a frog turns into the head of a horse when the image is rotated.
  13. Blonde in Factory A foreman of a factory was making his rounds inspecting how all of the workers were doing their jobs. “Well” he said to one blond worker, “I see you are doing a very diligent job stamping all of the boxes ‘THIS SIDE UP’. “Yes” the worker replied, eager to please, “and just to be extra sure I stamped the bottom also!” ==================================== Blonde and the mailbox An old man was out watering his garden when his blonde neighbor came out. She walked to her mailbow, opened it, closed it and walked back inside. A couple minutes later she came out again opened her mailbox and closed it. She did this a couple of times and each time she seemed to get angrier. Finally the old man watched as she walked to the mailbow looked in it and slammed it shut. The old man asked “Why do you keep checking your mailbox?” the blonde looked at him and replied “My computer keeps saying I got mail!” ==================================== Blondes Thermos A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her co-workers has a thermos. She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, ”It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold” The blonde was amazed and when she got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day she goes to work and is proud that she has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes she has a thermos and says, ”What do you have in it?” she says, ”Soup, and ice cream!’ ==================================== Confused Blonde As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, “It was the strangest thing! I Looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another …” The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, “Mam … I don’t know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener.”
  14. @Rickhum! Excellent work as always. Thank you for the sharing.