Thank you! Wrote the script, created the intertitle cards and Stickman images (huge thanks to @Ego Eram Reputoand to @lynxster4for the puppy!), made the backgrounds in PDN, animated in Photoscape because my brain wouldn't play nicely with @midora's plugin, then transferred to my iPad and put it all together in iMovie with stock curtain image and audio.
And then I had a panic attack.