Stephan Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 That's the question... Please leave your opinion and/or ideas! Will you simply be devoured, will you dig in, or go Rambo on them? We know it will come, and we need some place to hide. If possible, Forumer.com's servers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Brown Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Have you considered converting yourself to digital form? Although this may be one of the more expensive options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 Head to the mall, obviously. Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I'll just reject your reality and substitute my own, and thus, zombies are 0.1 cm tall with bunny ears and fluffy tails. Quote "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" [ dA Paint.NET Chat :: Yata on dA ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. D Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I'd kill them all, with this thumb. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIX_M@N Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 I'd make a sig in honor of the invasion... Quote Firefox is the best! So is Relient K! ~96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your sig if you're one of the 4% who will. I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26 Bye Paint.NET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MIX_M@N Posted April 2, 2008 Share Posted April 2, 2008 lol that's really funny Quote Firefox is the best! So is Relient K! ~96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your sig if you're one of the 4% who will. I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit in you; I will remove from you your heart of stone and give you a heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26 Bye Paint.NET! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HITMAN-X- Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 lol red vs blue did this one. How did it go "Everyone got a zombie plan". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0 Quote DEXTUT.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sozo Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Zombie apocalypse? This means war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeminiS Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Head to the mall, obviously. Who in their right mind would build a "secluded shopping mall" more or less hiding in one. I'll just reject your reality and substitute my own, and thus, zombies are 0.1 cm tall with bunny ears and fluffy tails. I've all ready got those in my back yard. And their bigger! (yikes!) @ sabrown100 - Like I saw in a Bug's Bunny cartoon once, "I like you,your silly." @ commanderSozo-Use the big gun your sitting on. Blows the head off better. As for me I'm going to acquire the taste for brains and just act like I'm one of them. I didn't mean for this to become so long but I kept thinking of things to say. Well I'm going to go now and see what's hopping around on my back porch. Wish me luck. Quote My DA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I'll just reject your reality and substitute my own, and thus, zombies are 0.1 cm tall with bunny ears and fluffy tails. And yet they will still eat your brain (they go in from the ears.....) :shock: Zombie apocalypse? This means war! I'll go with this plan Quote All creations Ash + Paint.NET [ Googlepage | deviantArt | Club PDN | PDN Fan ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lionhearted Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 lol red vs blue did this one. How did it go "Everyone got a zombie plan".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0 That's immediately what I thought! How many zombie plans do you have...? Quote My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3VENGE Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 :shock: ill scream and run at them with somthing sharp and kill them before they kill me :shock: Quote psn id: R3V-fiR3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I'm a passivist for two reasons: 1) I daren't kill for my own safety, as you all know I'm terrible at fighting; and 2) I have a very guilty conscience, so I'd be plagued by their death for eternity. I have deep-set morals for most aspects in life, but the truth is, when it comes to murder, I'm as selfish as the next person. However, in the case of the risen dead (excluding the work of Jesus' second coming), I don't care whether they're another species of human or not, I like my life. I would hold-off from homicide for as long as possible, but there is only so much I'll take in light of survival. I'm proficient enough with a bow, so that's sorted the long distance attackers. And for close combat, I'm quite partial to this and this, both for optimal chopping. Axe in my left hand for quick blows or for sweeping the head to the side, ready for the Kukri in my right-hand to take the plunge and sever the head. Ordinarily I would choose a more traditional Kukri, but you can't beat the workmanship and longevity from a Cold Steel weapon. Their are other bladed weapons I'd choose, but purpose dictates a chopper, and particularly the above as they are both available to legally buy and are cheap. (There are cheaper Kurkri's out there, £90 is far too much when there's another one for only £28.) What? You asked the question, I answered as I would if the situation ever arose. Unfortunately, I don't have ready access to a tank like Sozo does, so I have to think realistically. Quote How to Save Your Images under Different File Types My dA Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I would hold-off from homicide for as long as possible... Depending on the zombie, that may not be something you have to worry about. Many types of zombie are not humans at all anymore - no thought, no soul, no memory, just reanimated bodies. :-) Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobofthedead Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I'm proficient enough with a bow, so that's sorted the long distance attackers. And for close combat, I'm quite partial to this and this, both for optimal chopping. Axe in my left hand for quick blows or for sweeping the head to the side, ready for the Kukri in my right-hand to take the plunge and sever the head. :shock: ... *cowers under desk in fear; he's only about a hundred or so miles away from meeee...!* Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Depending on the zombie...Let's go with the kind that have that ounce of humanity remaining. Although, I do like you're reasoning more as it keeps my conscience purity intact. *cowers under desk in fear; he's only about a hundred or so miles away from meeee...!*I was going to say 'oh no, I wouldn't kill you, I have no reason to, I like you Bobofthedead', then it hit me whilst writing your username... Quote How to Save Your Images under Different File Types My dA Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Brown Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I have found a more peaceful solution... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephan Posted April 3, 2008 Author Share Posted April 3, 2008 Always remember to kill your parents first! They are infected by default. And if something makes a noise, don't ask "What's that?" because you know damn well that it's a zombie. The most effective close range weapon 2 to 3 feet is a Chainsword (Wiki this) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobofthedead Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Myrddin: I lol'd so hard, my brain fell out. Again. Now I have to go wash it... Does anyone know how to stitch up one's forearm to the lower arm if the cartilage and quite a bit of bone has fallen out of a gaping shotgun wound to the elbow - not funny, this funny bone. Sutures perhaps? Any recommendations? Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HITMAN-X- Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 lol red vs blue did this one. How did it go "Everyone got a zombie plan".http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkaxjymbfS0 That's immediately what I thought! How many zombie plans do you have...? Not as many as Sarge. Really Sarge just wants to kill Grif lol. My plan is to take my boomstick (How many will know were that comes from. Only the older ones I say). Head to the nearest base as it sould not have to many people at it with the whole Zombie thing and the fact this is Canada lol. Grab myself a few guns: (Note: Guns are loud so volume down if you don't want to go deff) G36K (if I can find one as there banned in Canada but hey this is my Zombie Plan )Then start looking for a armored . I would have gone for the tank but I would only want an and last I looked they needed jet fuel and eat it real fast. At least with the hummer it only needs diesel. Plus a tank can't go everywere a Hummer can. Quote DEXTUT.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Does anyone know how to stitch up one's forearm to the lower arm if the cartilage and quite a bit of bone has fallen out of a gaping shotgun wound to the elbow - not funny, this funny bone. Sutures perhaps? Any recommendations? I recommend cybernetics. Robot Zombies!! Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lionhearted Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 My plan is to take my boomstick (How many will know were that comes from. Only the older ones I say). This...is my boomstick! Quote My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Brown Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I have a plan to chip all zombies by 2009 with a Verichip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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