The Ctrl+V Game

[Dalton]

http://www.carsearch.com/photos/702286.jpeg

I can't see that, but wanted to know what it was.

[MIX_M@N]

fibrous dysplasia of bone :? :?: :?

[Yising]

Omg

[MIX_M@N]

Bridge Construction Set

Weeeee!

[jerkfight]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/1633/7/n503401214_2424.jpg

Photo of me

[MIX_M@N]

Layer 2

Where'd this come from?! :?

[Dalton]

Div's!!

[livewrong811]

http://www.myspace.com/agent387

I was checking out his myspace, and he didn't put the link in, just the URL.

[Rubrica]

"Ooh, power of suggestion, very nice try! Although, you know what I like more? Of course you do, you were born from my mind, but I'll say it anyway; the power of words! They can make people laugh, cry, happy, sad, all sorts! Just an eight letter sentence like "I love you." could be said or written to someone, and BAM! William Shakespeare is born! And from him come tons more words, ones remembered for years and years! And it's so easy to channel, as well! Just take this marker pen, for instance!" Even though he and Pheobe were still trapped under the concrete, there arms were partially free and so Sky could take hold of a whiteboard pen. "You could just use something as simple as this to use the power of words! Although, you know what I just HATE about them? They're so easy to wipe or clean away. And they're so darn THICK! Don't you just HATE that? No, a ballpoint pen is much better, although, as with nearly all writing instruments, it can still be cleaned off, albeit not as easily. Although, there is one good thing about these pens; they're heavy for their size, at least this one is. And heavy, thick thing can be very helpful in situations like mine!" With those words, he threw the pen through he air at his pencil, sending it flying through the air into his hand. The magic gave an almighty roar of outrage as it realized it had been fooled. "Yes, I much prefer pencils. Thin and light, as just proven. Light, that is. You can see it's thin. At least, you should be able to. You're not blind, are you? Didn't think so, no. Where was I? Oh yes! With technology advancing as fast as it is now, some pencils can even do THIS!" With that he pointed the pencil at the magic and a fain whirring sound could be heard coming from it. "here you go, my trusty sonic pencil. Hey, we should patent that? Is it atent or trademark? I think it's trademark, actually".

A rather long extract from my rubbish story. I can't remember why I copied it, though.

[Simon Brown]

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[Dalton]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee178/Mz_Moca/35421654.jpg

Picture from friends photobucket.

[eraser18]

You know you play the oboe when...

...you get stabbed by the conductor's baton on a regular basis because you sit in the danger zone.

...you are afraid of any section larger than two people.

...most people either hate you or love you. Including conductors.

...you hear all the conductor's funny jokes!

...you have to explain what instrument you play.

Yeehee..

[MIX_M@N]

Darth Vader is too fast for humanity

[Sozo]

Darth Vader is too fast for humanity

Quoted for Truth!

[url=http://commandersozo.deviantart.com/art/Alone-85198322][img=http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/CommanderSozo/roadp2-4.jpg][/url]

[rasengan105]

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x180/rasengan-105/rasenganorbsig3.png

[Tentacruel13]

I'd copy and paste, but it's my password.

[R3VENGE]

http://bioxsnipers.com/forum/

ive copied some of my bookmarks from firefox into safari so safari is my more organised one but then i realised it imports all of your bookmarks so i just started dragging them

[Milkybarkid]

R.ECMSDLMGLSDGPOPSDDDGNKSDLNDKNGSMDGNDSDJFSDKJFDNSM

Don't ask, I think I CTRL X'd it from my homework!

[Gilros]

Irukandji – Carukia Barnesi – Thumbnail sized, causes potentially fatal Irukandji Syndrome.

Box Jellyfish – Chironex Fleckeri – Up to 20 cm on each side of bell, tentacles up to 3 m long. “You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and drown before reaching the shore. So don't go swimming alone! Be sure to know the first aid procedures.”

Blue Ringed Octopus – Hapalochlaena Maculosa – A mere ounce, and the size of a golf ball. It is found in the shallow coral and rock pools of Australia. The animal is usually brownish yellow, but electric blue rings light up when disturbed – if you’re picking it up, by the time you see the blue rings it’s too late. Its venom is highly toxic (maculotoxin, a poison more violent than anything found on land creatures). The bite is painless, but there is no known antivenin… and the bite can kill within minutes. The only treatment is hours of heart massage and artificial respiration. Fortunately, it is not aggressive, and bites only happen when it is picked up out of its pool, or stepped on.

Creepy...

P.S. I am fascinated by ultra-venemous animals such as these 3. All are found near Queensland Australia. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

[Dalton]

ANGER MANAGEMENT TRAINING

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it

out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on

someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to

make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris."

Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right freakin number!"

and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

When I tracked down Robyn's

correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the

last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a butt head!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'butt head' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're a butthead!"

It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "butt head calling" would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Verizon."

I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a butt head!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first butt head (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd better call the BMW butt head, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes, it is", he said.

"Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked.

"Yes, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, in Vaucluse.

It's a yellow house, and the

car's parked right out in front.

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

" Yes?"

"Don, you're a butt head.!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed

dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two butt heads to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called butt head #1.

"Hello.

"

"You're an butthead" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Butthead, I live at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don.

And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, butt head," and hung up.

Then I called Butt head #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, butt head," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said!

"I'll kick your butt," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, butt head, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse, and that I was on my way over there to kill my lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Mowbray Blvd, Vaucluse.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Mowbray.

I got there just in time to watch two butt heads beating the bloody potato out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management really works...

Bahahahahaa.

Read & Enjoy.

Btw, the parts underlined are the parts I had to change to follow the rules.

[Stephan]

<?php 
if(stristr($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'],"MSIE")) {
   echo ""; }
 else { 
   echo " "; }
?>

)Obviously without the Code-tags.

[Simon Brown]

So the code shows images of blood to people who don't use IE? Is that a Microsoft site?

[Stephan]

Nah, it concerns this page:

http://stephanheijl.110mb.com/nctfbeta/

While it places the blood over the text correctly in Fx, IE8b, Safari and Opera, Internet Explorer 7 and lower place it over the menu and the scrollbars. I didn't want to rewrite my code (Which I usually don't do for IE anyway.) So I made sure it wouldn't obstruct visitors, considering it was really annoying.

[Dalton]

http://1foru.org/browse.php?u=Oi8vaW1hZ2VzLmc0dHYuY29tL2ltYWdlcy9ibG9nLzIwMDgvMDUvMTQvNjMzNDYzNTIxOTEwODI2OTE0LmpwZw%3D%3D&b=15

Ahh, Guitar Hero topic in overflow.

[TheMyst]

fusealge_gib.smd

I was editing a .qc for a prop in Garrysmod.