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The story of Jak

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Ok, since he has walked off the roof, and imps don't exactly like having their roof being walked on, they circle him. "What'yo name?" says one of them. Jak is a smart guy: "Kurt. Kurt Duisberg." "Well, Mr. Duisberg, GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY!!" He kicks Jak's rear end into the street. Alright, Jak is now homeless, foodless, and totally out of lucky charms. He has two possibilities: stay homeless and live life the way it makes him happy, or go get a job. What does Jak do?

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He gets a job long enough to buy a computer and down loads PdN. He then quits and spends the rest of his days creating wonderful images with PdN and lives forever HAPPY. :D

Except that steel door/window thing really confuses(sp) him. :? :lol:

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But one day, OH MY! Jak's computer crashes. According to Futureshop's staff, it is absolutely unrepairable. Jak now needs a job... But he is now 72, after all these years of PDNing... What does he do?

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So he job less, no PDN, and he 72 years old.

Well if he finds a way to go back in age he could start a new job and buy a new computer, or join the army :roll:.

Other then that. He has no more PDN and the bank took his house, his wife leaves him and takes the kids, oh and he job less. I say get Jak to a doctor as he a time bomb really to go off.

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Jak is now opposesd to a problem, for he does not have PDN anymore!

What does he do?

No ! :(:( It might be the end of the line for Jak trying to continue to live without PdN. :(

edit:spelled continue wrong :oops:

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HITMAN is working on a image of Seras Victoria from hellsing when Jak runs into the room and takes HITMAN's laptop.

Now Jak has PDN but HITMAN is mad and is looking for Jak so he can kill him because you never mess with another person PDN.

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Ya that right I put my self in this story. So now what ?, Do I find Jak and waste him or does Jak make it home free with my laptop. :lol:

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HITMAN is working on a image of Seras Victoria from hellsing when Jak runs into the room and takes HITMAN's laptop.

Now Jak has PDN but HITMAN is mad and is looking for Jak so he can kill him because you never mess with another person PDN.

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Ya that right I put my self in this story. So now what ?, Do I find Jak and waste him or does Jak make it home free with my laptop. :lol:

Yes he makes it home with your laptop and starts PdN'ing again. As for HITMAN-X while running after Jak he is hit by a bus and ends up in the hospital. The police catch up to him and find out that he is the HITMAN-X they have been after for years. He is found guilty of many HIT'S and is sentenced to life in jail with no..........PdN. :lol::lol: :shock:

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HITMAN is working on a image of Seras Victoria from hellsing when Jak runs into the room and takes HITMAN's laptop.

Now Jak has PDN but HITMAN is mad and is looking for Jak so he can kill him because you never mess with another person PDN.

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Ya that right I put my self in this story. So now what ?, Do I find Jak and waste him or does Jak make it home free with my laptop. :lol:

Yes he makes it home with your laptop and starts PdN'ing again. As for HITMAN-X while running after Jak he is hit by a bus and ends up in the hospital. The police catch up to him and find out that he is the HITMAN-X they have been after for years. He is found guilty of many HIT'S and is sentenced to life in jail with no..........PdN. :lol::lol: :shock:

:( can't I get to use the jail computers and have someone send me a PDN boot cd ?

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