Paint_boy Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Here you can tell jokes that are family safe You even win a prize for best joke. The prize is me telling you "Good Job" I'll start off with one of my favorites as a kid: This guy was on the beach and a genie comes out of nowhere and says "Hello! I will grant you one wish. However, you enemies will receive double of what you ask for" so the man says "OK, I wish I was half dead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usedHONDA Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Um... I think there are three dead joke threads in the overflow... Quote "The greatest thing about the Internet is that you can write anything you want and give it a false source." ~Ezra Pound twtr | dA | tmblr | yt | fb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilRedneck Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 geenie Quote omg please dont click thi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Frojo Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 And honda, we found out today that threads in the overflow dont die. That no reviving old threads rule doesnt apply to the overflow. Quote I'm still alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paint_boy Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 And honda, we found out today that threads in the overflow dont die. That no reviving old threads rule doesnt apply to the overflow. Ha! I told you that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drakaan Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 A skeleton walks in to a bar and says to the bartender: "I'll have a beer......and a mop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 BB: Knock, knock. CMD: Who's there? BB: Interrupting Cow CMD: Interru-- BB: MOOOOO! . . . CMD: I thought you said it was funny. Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Ranger Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. A group of men walk into a bar, there were no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRavioli Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 BB: Knock, knock.CMD: Who's there? BB: Interrupting Cow CMD: Interru-- BB: MOOOOO! . . . CMD: I thought you said it was funny. heheh, that was a good un' Quote The coolest Indian on Paint.NET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 A rabbi, a priest, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?" Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aakanaar Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Ever hear about the Assassin who turned over a new leaf and became a Baker? He was the Ninja Bread Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Ever hear the one about the airplane? Nah, never mind. It's over your head... Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aakanaar Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 So this guy goes to prison, right? and he's there, one night.. first night.. After lights out, the place gets kinda quiet... Then he hears someone shout '49!' and the place bursts up laughing.. A few minutes later, someone shouts '53!' and the place bursts into laughter again.. after a few more of these, he turns to his bunkmate asking what's the deal, and his bunkmate tells him that all the jokes have been told so many times in here, that everyone already knows them. So to make things easier, they numbered the jokes. Just shout a number, the other inmates will think of the corrosponding joke, and everyone laught.. So after a moment, the new guys decides to give it a try. He waits for a lull and then shouts '14!'.. no one laughs.. He turns back to the bunkmate and asks what's up, and the bunk mate replies, "You know how it goes. Some people can tell a joke. Some people can't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yata Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ^I've heard that one before Quote "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" [ dA Paint.NET Chat :: Yata on dA ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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