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You become spider-man, but not the one we know. You become the size of a gerden spider, and you can't bite anything. Your webs don't hold out to the weakest winds and can barely support you. You get squished a half hour later by one of the women closest to you. (I.E. GF, wife, mother, sister, whatever)

I wish that I could get a complete understanding of the Japanese language.

~Sammy-chan

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Ouch! You just got bit, and you're Spidey! But you get stuck to your bed in your sleep and can never leave. You die of starvation.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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David: Hula! Your wish isn't corrupted. Everyone knows you didn't have any good ideas for a wish when you posted last. :P

I wish my Xbox worked properly.

I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance;

I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast.

~ Becoming the Archetype

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Spazzmastic! School is out forever. Learning ceases and humankind devolves back to caveman-esque intelligence. We no longer know how to make fire.

I wish I had a fedora.

I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance;

I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast.

~ Becoming the Archetype

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firefly, eww

That's not exactly an answer. CMD, you get another season on TV, but it's got terrible acting.

i wish for a pig?

You get one, and it eats all your food, and you starve to death.

I wish for some more rain in Virginia.

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Granted. They snap in, but they snap too hard! Your model breaks and your time with it is ruined.

I wish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I wish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

*Goes on for a little bit like in MP and gets smacked with something.* owies..*Wimper.*

I wish my cello stayed turned to all the right notes ^^

~Sammy

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You see them, but a terrorist strikes during the middle of it. The whole band is killed, along with the rest of thier fans and you're the only one left. The FBI question you and lock you away for the rest of your natural life.

I wish that I had better computer speakers.

~Sammy

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Poof! You can. Like Mark Tremonti, age three, and Eddie Van Halen, in the womb.

I wish I could predict the weather with 100% accuracy.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Shazam! There ya go. Oops, you shot it at yourself accidentally. You're dead.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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