natjo1986 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 I would hate to be knick knack. Poof! You have a new job as the pole at a geriatric strip joint. I wish I was spider man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 POOF you are now a 2D Spider-man from the comics. I wish I had a tool to open the box of the xbox 360 I wished for earlier. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EvilNeko 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 You become spider-man, but not the one we know. You become the size of a gerden spider, and you can't bite anything. Your webs don't hold out to the weakest winds and can barely support you. You get squished a half hour later by one of the women closest to you. (I.E. GF, wife, mother, sister, whatever) I wish that I could get a complete understanding of the Japanese language. ~Sammy-chan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Ouch! You just got bit, and you're Spidey! But you get stuck to your bed in your sleep and can never leave. You die of starvation. I wish this wish wasn't corrupted. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Man Dan 19 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 natjo: http://www.explosm.net/comics/167/ David: Hula! Your wish isn't corrupted. Everyone knows you didn't have any good ideas for a wish when you posted last. I wish my Xbox worked properly. Quote I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance; I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast. ~ Becoming the Archetype Link to post Share on other sites
pyrochild 362 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Giggity! Your XBOX now works perfectly, but has just been stolen by a midget with no left arm. I wish school was over. Forever. Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Man Dan 19 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Spazzmastic! School is out forever. Learning ceases and humankind devolves back to caveman-esque intelligence. We no longer know how to make fire. I wish I had a fedora. Quote I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance; I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast. ~ Becoming the Archetype Link to post Share on other sites
natjo1986 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Zing-Zang-Zoomy-Boomy-Woomy-Doomy you have a fedora but it only fits an infant. I wish they would make Star Wars Episode VII and then some. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Man Dan 19 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Granted! They all suffer from the same asinine writing and wooden acting that plagued the New Trilogy. I wish for a new season of Firefly. Quote I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance; I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast. ~ Becoming the Archetype Link to post Share on other sites
Mother Face Hole 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 firefly, eww i wish for a pig? Quote wash your hands! Link to post Share on other sites
Sozo 22 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 firefly, eww That's not exactly an answer. CMD, you get another season on TV, but it's got terrible acting. i wish for a pig? You get one, and it eats all your food, and you starve to death. I wish for some more rain in Virginia. Quote Placeholder, new signature under construction. Link to post Share on other sites
Revenant 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 it rain more but it never stops! I wish the windows in my model snaped in Quote What is life but a game that we play? Link to post Share on other sites
EvilNeko 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Granted. They snap in, but they snap too hard! Your model breaks and your time with it is ruined. I wish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I wish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Goes on for a little bit like in MP and gets smacked with something.* owies..*Wimper.* I wish my cello stayed turned to all the right notes ^^ ~Sammy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dawn 1 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 It does, but now you forgot how to play. I wish my blisters would heal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Your blisters heal, you get more. I wish that there was a potato-banana hybrid. (That would be awesome :shock: ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Granted. However, the hybrid consists fully of the outside of the two fruits, rendering it inedible. I wish i created Ctrl+Alt+Del. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paint_boy 2 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 You created Ctrl+alt+delete, a shortcut do turning your computer permanently off. EDIT: Oh yeah a wish.... I wish I could see Alter Bridge in concert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EvilNeko 0 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 You see them, but a terrorist strikes during the middle of it. The whole band is killed, along with the rest of thier fans and you're the only one left. The FBI question you and lock you away for the rest of your natural life. I wish that I had better computer speakers. ~Sammy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paint_boy 2 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 AWwww darn it You have the Brand, Better, computer speakers. Unfortunately, Better's speakers suck! I wish I could play guitar like... like Mark Tremonti or Eddie Van Halen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Poof! You can. Like Mark Tremonti, age three, and Eddie Van Halen, in the womb. I wish I could predict the weather with 100% accuracy. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 POOF! Now there's no weather. (and everyone/ thing dies as a result because there would have to be either no sun or atmosphere.) I wish I didn't have to keep on deleting my posts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paint_boy 2 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 You no longer have to delete posts, because you are banned from the forums I wish I could see Deep Purple in concert. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 POOF! You go to some random concert and someone punches you in the face, so when you look at yourself in the mirror you see a deep purple... I wish I had a plasma vortex generator. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Shazam! There ya go. Oops, you shot it at yourself accidentally. You're dead. I wish I had a time machine. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
pyrochild 362 Posted August 19, 2007 Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Watang! You have a time machine, you accidentally go too far forward in time to a point when Earth no longer exists and die in space. I wish this thread would die. Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to post Share on other sites
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