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You have a serious problem with summoning the Grim Reapr of threads, don't you? You should take therapy. (Hey not my fault I didn't post sooner which I would have. I was unable to use a computer for nonschool stuff for a while. I will be going to Israel for 2 weeks next Feb. so don't try anything cruel)

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Wish granted! (And not corrupted)

The reasons are as follows:

1. This thread has been around for a little over four years and made it to 108 pages. In that time, I would bet that the same "wish" has been corrupted about 20-30 times. Like the "You Know You're A Paint.NET Addict When..." thread, it's not contributed much originality to the forum. The same things get posted over and over, with the same corruptions thereof.

2. There's an inherent problem with the types of "wishes" being posted: They're all either ( a ) a joke, meant to make people laugh (unsuccessfully in my case), ( b ) a non sequitur, meant to make people see how WILD N CRAZY U ARE, ( c ) a serious wish, which is then corrupted in a somewhat cruel manner, or ( d ) "I Wish I Had More Inspiration For What To Do In Paint.NET."

3. There's also an inherent problem with the types of "corruptions" being posted: namely, they're all utterly generic. I mean really, several of them could be rearranged and no one would notice!

4. This thread is a post-count bumper. New users spam this thread to see how many posts they can get. I'm not a fan of those types of threads.

There are other reasons; it's becoming more and more inane, the thread doesn't foster community or Paint.NET help, it's at times become very cruel, etc. but those are the big four reasons.

I am not a capricious mod, though. I won't lock the thread. Until it breaks a rule. And then...oh, ho ho. It's GONE. :insane: :lol: MUAHAHAHAAA!

;)

Edit: Aww, what happened to :insane:? Did we leave that over on Forumer?

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David's interpreted wish is for a list of forum emoticons.

I corrupt his wish by telling him to go anywhere but here: :E:

I wish I could take the other Mods out to dinner...,

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You take the other mods out to dinner. Bad idea, because pyro notices something...SOCKS!

I wish I was sick more often outside of break and less often during break D:

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@pdnnoop:

You now get sick outside of break , so you take a break to rest . but you'll still be sick during the break !!

i wish i could draw a car that looks like the one in Rick Brewster's signature !

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@pdnnoop:

You now get sick outside of break , so you take a break to rest . but you'll still be sick during the break !!

i wish i could draw a car that looks like the one in Rick Brewster's signature !

You manage after weeks and weeks of hard work to draw the car. That night you go to bed and leave your computer on, with the car image still on screen. You wake up to find that the car has somehow come out of the screen and driven off into the night.

I wish that I could find a way to make awesome sigs

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You found a way to make awesome sigs and follow it...and you got lost D:

I wish I had a wish to wish for in this wish-corrupting wish list.

You have a wish to wish , the wish is having a wish to wish so the new wish happens and you get a wish , which is having a wish to wish , So you go in an infinite ring of wishes !

I Wish i own a Lamborghini Gallardo boltbait.roll.png (If you corrupt this wish , please don't crash my Lamborghini ! )

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I Wish i own a Lamborghini Gallardo

You have a Lamborghini Gallardo, but the manufactures for got to put in the engine. Two days later, it blows up.

I wish that I.........umm............. wait I'll get this... OH i wish i had a 1/2 tb portable harddrive

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Wham! You receive it... and... then... you find that none of the sockets to hook it to fit. :c

I wish that the cube in my avatar would come out of the picture. :D

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Wish granted. The cube comes out, but it's just a plain old cube because all the cool decorations didn't come out with it!

I wish Xzerizon had a high-quality copy of his avatar to show us! :D (it looks like it would be pretty epic if we could see a larger version)

EDIT: how's that for a relatively original wish, a not-so-generic corruption, and a potentially useful and relevant post, David? ;)

Edited by pdnnoob

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I wish Xzerizon had a high-quality copy of his avatar to show us! :D (it looks like it would be pretty epic if we could see a larger version)

Alright. I'll see what I can do about expanding it. It was pretty awesome to make! :D

Yes, I know there are some ugly dots in the top of the text, but I didn't bother fixing them because I knew I'd be resizing it smaller. :c

ZeriCube-1.png

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So... Do we start over now?

... I wish that my computer could run Team Fortress 2 on better graphics, rather than my derped up video card.

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Granted. However, the game ends up auto-updating every time you want to play.

I wish for a real, non-illegal butterfly knife.

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You get your butterfly knife from the cosmetics isle in your local grocery store, as they're a legal household item now. Except. When you try to flip it, it breaks in half, and the blade falls and cuts your toe off.

I wish that I had a spaceship.

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You now have an empty, but very spacous, row-boat.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will like Mystique from X-men exept my default look is myself, not blue or anything like that.

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