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Wish granted; you can now backflip where ever you like, however when you do a backflip your body is not affected by friction or gravity so you spin faster and faster until eventually the pressure is too much and your brain has an Aneurysm. Sorry.

I wish I could stop and start time at will.

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You can now stop/start time at will, but the first time you stop time everyones hearts stop and the earth loses it's momentum which causes the days side to burn and the night side to freeze! Sorry.

I wish i didn't have to pay taxes or listen to the government.

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Your wish is my command...To destroy!!!So, you don't have to pay them or listen to them but they eventually had enough and start a crazy riot chasing you with flaming pitchforks...Where are you in all this???Without a job.

I wish...Hmm....Digimon were real and i was the coolest tamer ever.XDD.

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Digimon becomes real, but you only get a Snowbotamon that can't digivolve and get your butt kicked by my EmporerGreymon.

I wish that this wish was uncorruptable.

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Your internet becomes very fast, but you got it that way by robbing the store, thus locking you up for life, because you blew the store up, killed everybody, robbed a car to get in,and then robbed a car to get out...And then blew up McDonalds.So,so sorry.

I wish that besides SnowBatomon, i had Gallantmon Crimson Mode and BreakDramon and ImperialDramon Pallidan Mode and Sakuyamon Kabuki Mode to smush Howler's EmperorGreymon, since there is also four more slots on a Digivice.

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Wish granted,But you have to consider if by chance their all following the rules..

NOTE:

but maybe YOU should look at me and howlers last 'Wish battle' also, I saw three votes!

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Not sure if this is the wish, but...

...Rick Brewster discovered they were from spambots, so the votes were gone.

I wish I had a stick. Yeah, a stick. How can you corrupt that, huh huh huh? :P

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You have a stick. But it can talk and constantly harasses you for food and money. And being a stick, it's stuck to you.

I wish that whoever corrupts this wish is eternally unhappy. :mrgreen:

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You monster. Twice.

Your definition of my unhappiness being different than my own, I still end up being happy while you mistakingly think I'm not. Damn, that was abstract :D

I wish there was one single button to remove backgrounds from selected items in images without ANY jagged eges, blurs, and bad cuts. Really wish that btw D:

Edited by Ilke

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Wish granted; but when you try to work with jaggedy images, you use the button and you end up not being able to work with any images.

I wish that i could draw the main character in my comics as good as i can draw the backup characters.Seems that i can't get the simple outline(First part) to be the right pose.And that i can finally draw Scorax's(Main character) cat head.Also need to find the perfect ruby colored pencil to color in Ruby(Scorax's girl).

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You can now draw the main characters as well as the back up characters. Unfortunatly, you become terrible at the back up ones. which makes you terrible at the main characters too. ;)

I wish I could et over my fear of backflipping. :/

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You can now draw the main characters as well as the back up characters. Unfortunatly, you become terrible at the back up ones. which makes you terrible at the main characters too. ;)

I wish I could et over my fear of backflipping. :/

You do, but instead you acquire a fear of... frontflipping XD

I wish I could handwrite in Times New Roman :P

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You can, but it goes up there with the most hated fonts of all time; Papyrus and Comic Sans.

I wish I could play guitar super well.

You do... in Guitar Hero.

I wish I could change my weight at will.

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You can hash the crumbs and then the mountain... but I have no idea what it means so people throw eggs at you too.

I wish I could grow a massive hand to slap people with :mrcyan:

Edited by TheHowler

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You can hash the crumbs and then the mountain... but I have no idea what it means so people throw eggs at you too.

I wish I could grow a massive hand to slap people with :mrcyan:

Your hand is massive, so massive you can't even lift it. Don't even think about slapping people, you can't get it off the ground in the first place! >:D

I wish my Internet was faster.

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I wish I could grow a massive hand to slap people with :mrcyan:

Your hand becomes more massive, and since more massive objects are made by super compacting a substance, your hand shrinks but is many times heavier than lead. You can no longer use it and your body's muscles tire to the point of no longer functioning due to the weight. Your heart stops, but since your brain is still emitting waves you are not scintifically deemed dead....... yet.

@ lIke

Your internet is fast... in fact it runs away and is too fast for you to follow. So sad.:(

I wish my wish was uncorruptable. So much so that genies and jinns lost there jobs and no more wishes could be granted!!

Edited by NinjaManDan21

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I wish my wish was uncorruptable. So much so that genies and jinns lost there jobs and no more wishes could be granted!!

But you find stared balls and you summon a massive dragon that grants your wish anyway.

I wish that there was a way to convert VCRs to DVDs with my mind.

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*Starred balls not stared they don't have eyes!!

You can convert VCR's to DVD's with your mind but the only the movie parts you can readily recall are retained everything else is lost. In addition the quality is still bad and you still have to rewind/fast forward, No chapters and no skipping!!

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