Corrupt-A-Wish

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

I wish for a corrupted wish. [Woo! One line for both Q & A! Go me!]

[Kemaru 44]

*SWOOOOSH* Here's your wish:

I wish for an ice cream.

(Oh wait, you wanted a corrupted wish, right? Sorry.)

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

This is getting confusing...

You get an ice-cream, but it's a hot day, and the ice-cream rolls off the cone and onto the freshly mowed grass of the park you are standing on.

I wish I had the entire iTunes library.

[Kemaru 44]

*abra cadabra* Justin Bieber and Katy Perry combine forces and take over the iTunes. Now you have the entire iTunes library (Bieber and Katy Perry)

E: I wish my vegan cupcakes turn out well tomorrow.

Edited December 3, 2010 by Kemaru

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

Oh, come on! This is corrupt a wish, not the entire universe! The world would die if those were the only two artists

I wish for something I wish for (can't think of anything )

[Tarat 0]

Your wildest dreams come true...too bad the last few wishes caused the world to explode...

I wish there wasn't a naked mannequin by my front door...

[Sfifer 15]

Wish Granted... but now he is knocking at your back door. (sexual innuendo may/may not be intended)

I wish I was better at playing guitar

[Tarat 0]

@ Sfifer It's actually really creepy coming in at 1AM or so and seeing a 6ft tall headless naked mannequin standing there......

Granted, but every time you try to strum, it sounds like a dying cat.

I wish for amazing PDN skillz.

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

You now have the most incredible PdN skills. Too bad everyone else has even better skills with Photoshop.

I wish for Pyro's phone (it is soooooo awesome... )

[APShredder 4]

You have pyro's phone but he locked it and forgot the password.

I wish I could get Johnathan Coulton songs out of my head.

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

Congratulations! You can now only think of Justin Bieber songs!

I wish for a huge drum kit.

[Sfifer 15]

Granted, but whilst assembling the drum set a gust of wind knocked over the cymbals, slicing your arms off.

I wish for none of my wishes to be corrupted

[Tarat 0]

Your wishes have been uncorrupted...too bad things you didn't wish for began happening around you...

I wish it was summer

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

Whoa. That is confusing.

And... well, that's kinda hard. 'Cuz it is summer. So... the beaches are closed due to shark infested waters.

I wish the weather here in NZ was slightly more predictable/warmer.

[Sfifer 15]

Granted, but you're stuck in New Zealand forever, the worst place in the world.

I wish for only good things I didn't wish for happened around me.

[Tarat 0]

Hello, you have reached the wish factory. Unfortunately, we can only corrupt real wishes at the moment. By wishing for only good things you didn't wish for to happen, you have overloaded our servers and now none of your wishes, tangible or no, will come true. Santa doesn't exist, nor the Tooth Fairy. Also, Photoshop is totally free and PdN costs roughly $15k, US currency. We wish you a wonderful day and Happy Holidays.

I wish I was in NZ during summer.

BTW, it's winter here in Arkansas...our low for the night is like 15F

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

Granted, but you're stuck in New Zealand forever, the worst place in the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand#International_rankings

http://www.infoplease.com/toptens/leastcorruptcountries.html

Yeah, it's terrible, isn't it; beautiful scenery, nice people, great food, awesome beaches, it sucks being here...

No, I would actually love to be stuck here, there is no place anywhere in the world (and I mean that) that can match New Zealand. In any way.

@Tarat,

You have run out of money, so can't afford the flights to NZ. Or the 2011 Rugby World Cup. (Burn!)

I wish for the year not to end.

[Axle 0]

it hasn't ended but time has frozen for an infinite amount of time.

i wish for a hotdog

[Heat Stroke 2]

your dog catches on fire. (That was a little morbid, sorry)

I wish I could buy the planet Mars.

[Tarat 0]

Surprise!! You spent your entire life savings on Mars! Too bad it's infested with horrible aliens with LAZORS in their eyes that immediately teleport to where ever you try to land your spaceship and chase you off. Eventually, the military decides to blow up planet Mars to prevent these LAZOR aliens from reaching Earth. And they don't refund your entire life savings.

[Martel 0]

I wish somebody would make that wish so the we would exit this limbo.

[Tarat 0]

Congratulations! I'm here!

I wish Family Guy was on right now.

[Martel 0]

Waazzam - Your wish is granted.

Not only is Family Guy on right now.

There is a Family Guy channel.

But

It is not on cable and only broadcast in analog and the signal is so bad that there is no way to get a good picture, and they show the same episode - marathon style 24/7 .

[D3T0N4T0R 0]

I am guessing you don't have a wish? I'll do the Family Guy one again then.

Family Guy is on... but you're driving home from wherever you are, so get home just in time to see the credits.

I wish I could drive.

[Tarat 0]

You can drive! Unfortunately, when you start to drive for your first time EVAR, you government decides that cars are bad mojo and outlaw them. They also make it illegal for anyone to leave the country. So you can drive...not much good it'll do though...

I wish I could go to sleep...