Corrupt-A-Wish

[ImAnOwl?]

... csm-.- look up!

[Gamer_World14]

CSM looks up and then changes his wish, which according to the rules is not an exception. He is now doomed to death, and so is ImAnOwl?

I wish I had enough free time to make a website I've been wanting to put on a host.

[Frontcannon]

You die.

I wish I would be motivated enough to care.

[0(-.-)0]

A murderer kidnaps your family and tells you that if you do not Paint the Mona Lisa with the pencil tool in PDN, they'll be sold as duck fodder.

I wish I had a non-alchoholic drink with me.

Edited April 25, 2010 by 0(-.-)0

[The odd one]

You have a non-alchoholic drink, but it turns out to be liquid hemlock

I wish for all the idiots in the world to disappear (or die, either way I'm happy)

[0(-.-)0]

You vanish.*

I wish for another non-alchoholic drink.

*Note that the only reason I said that was because it was the answer that was screaming to me. From all evidence that I have seen, you are no idiot! I just had to say that! FORGIVE ME!

[Frontcannon]

That was a great corruption. I salute you, 0(-.-)0.

[The odd one]

Your next drink turns out to be liquid mercury. Nice corruption, by the way.

I wish for school to be over.

[Jokes On You]

Granted, school is over forever. 10 years into the future your are now a homeless man dancing for nickels because you never fully finished school.

I wish there were more hours in the day to do what I want.

Edited April 29, 2010 by Jokes On You

[APShredder]

Okay have fun on Pluto. (Well the days are longer aren't they? )

I wish I had better social skills.

[The odd one]

You have better social skills, but only with dogs.

I wish people were less annoying.

[Gamer_World14]

People now become less annoying, but in turn you become the most annoying person ever and therefore become a social outcast from society and nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish the world was less violent.

[Leonte]

as you wish: the world is now less violent... now it's just plain retarded.

i wish i had a nice strong cup of coffee right about now

[Axle]

it is so strong that after you drink it it expands, rips your out off of your veins and eats it, then bursts through your stomache and runs away

i wish i had all the time in the world

[Leonte]

here's all the time in the world. use it fast, the world ends tomorrow.

i wish i had an idea.

[The odd one]

You have the best idea in the world. Only problem is, <insert dumb celebrity name here> ripped you off and is making money off of it instead of you.

I wish pigs could fly.

[himself22]

Well that's already corrupted, swine flu.

I wish I was really really smart like this guy.

[D3T0N4T0R]

I think the link's broken...

I wish I had the iPhone 5 (set to be released about June 2011 ).

[Axle]

didn't you hear. apple is shutting down

i wish i had an iTouch

[Tarat]

You get it, but every time you touch it, it electrocutes your hand.

I wish I was a little bit taller

[Leonte]

you are now taller! ...by 0.5 of a micron.

i wish it were pay day today...

[Kemaru]

*SWOOSHMARANG* It's your final pay day.

I wish my exam goes well tomorrow.

[Tarat]

Your exam goes well for everyone else...you fail it.

I wish my bird would let me hold him.

[Kemaru]

odd, my post didn't show up.

*SWIZZLEPOP* Your bird lets you hold him, but he drops you several thousand miles high from the sky.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Heat Stroke]

Sorry, I cant corrupt this one because if I do, the fabric of space and time will rip, causing the contents of this universe to pour into another one, causing that universe to burst, causing a chain reaction that will destroy literally everything. Sorry.

I wish people wouldnt wish for a corrupted wish.