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LilRedneck

Corrupt-A-Wish

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CSM looks up and then changes his wish, which according to the rules is not an exception. He is now doomed to death, and so is ImAnOwl?

I wish I had enough free time to make a website I've been wanting to put on a host.

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A murderer kidnaps your family and tells you that if you do not Paint the Mona Lisa with the pencil tool in PDN, they'll be sold as duck fodder.

I wish I had a non-alchoholic drink with me.

Edited by 0(-.-)0

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You have a non-alchoholic drink, but it turns out to be liquid hemlock

I wish for all the idiots in the world to disappear (or die, either way I'm happy)

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You vanish.*

I wish for another non-alchoholic drink.

*Note that the only reason I said that was because it was the answer that was screaming to me. From all evidence that I have seen, you are no idiot! I just had to say that! FORGIVE ME!

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Granted, school is over forever. 10 years into the future your are now a homeless man dancing for nickels because you never fully finished school.

I wish there were more hours in the day to do what I want.

Edited by Jokes On You

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People now become less annoying, but in turn you become the most annoying person ever and therefore become a social outcast from society and nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish the world was less violent.

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as you wish: the world is now less violent... now it's just plain retarded.

i wish i had a nice strong cup of coffee right about now

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it is so strong that after you drink it it expands, rips your out off of your veins and eats it, then bursts through your stomache and runs away

i wish i had all the time in the world

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You have the best idea in the world. Only problem is, <insert dumb celebrity name here> ripped you off and is making money off of it instead of you.

I wish pigs could fly.

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odd, my post didn't show up.

*SWIZZLEPOP* Your bird lets you hold him, but he drops you several thousand miles high from the sky. :D

I wish for a corrupted wish.

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Sorry, I cant corrupt this one because if I do, the fabric of space and time will rip, causing the contents of this universe to pour into another one, causing that universe to burst, causing a chain reaction that will destroy literally everything. Sorry. :)

I wish people wouldnt wish for a corrupted wish.

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