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you now have a drink that is coloured black and bubbly, wonder what it is?? URINE!!! with carbonated soda in it!!! enjoy ;)

i wish i had a icecream

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Tada! now you have a nice tasty chocolate ice cream, unfortunately chuck norris is hungry, and he likes chocolate 8)

I wish i had a flying pig

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Kabloomalshazam, you now have a flying pig, that can't fart, so gases build up int it till it asplodes.

I wish Diablo 3 was out already...

Granted, Diablo 3 is out, but there are so many problems it's unplayable.

I wish I could play the guitar better.

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CONGRATS! One-bazzilion Dora the Explorer dolls that shout out Bible verses in Spanish are heading to your house right now.

I wish I could get published.

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Kaboom, your wish is granted but the genie/fairy misunderstood your wish for someone's wanted someone else to drown and that person was you.

I wish I could understand all languages ever created.

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As the fairy is about to grant you your wish, every language except for English and another one that has only 2 speakers in Madagascar is destroyed.

I wish Internet Explorer 6 users would die.

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I wish Internet Explorer 6 users would die.

They die, but then everyone in the world downgrades to WorldWideWeb!

I wish that I could go to Japan.

Edited by Jyggalag

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You go to Japan, only to be caught in the midst of World War 3.

I wish Internet Explorer never existed and that Windows was bundled with Opera (the Opera BROWSER, that is).

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abracadabra You get Donald Duck, who is lazy and you have to pay for his food and shelter...

i wish that people should stop whining about Internet Explorer, cause its awsome!..

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is better at PDN but you are not

:arrow-right::arrow-downright::arrow-right::arrow-downright: i wish my dad would finish cooking the hamburgers so that i can eat

He finishes right after you finish writing this post. You take one bite and flying monkeys jump out of the burger and eat your brains.

I wish I didn't have to go to school but could attain all the knowledge I need.

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the day is now so dry it is un-raining (the water is going up) causing a massive drought, and you are dying from thirst, and, oh, the day is still crappy

i wish i had the Sims 3 so that i can use my Sims 3 expansion pack

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You get the Sims 3 game package, but when you open it up, it says it's only for the Mac OS and now you can't return it because it is opened.

I wish that I didn't have to work today.

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You don't have to go to work, but then you run out of money and have to eat your shoes for lunch.

I wish I could fly

Edited by The odd one

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 EDIT

You can fly, but you run into an airplane and get chopped up into many minute pieces.

I wish for a multi monitor setup.

Edited by csm725

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