Corrupt-A-Wish

[burningrock]

It's a cool bike but get's to be stolen.

I wish Checkerboards wasn't availble with pdn.

[RHoward]

Done. But I find a way to make them.

I wish I could think of a better sig to replace my current

[sokagirl]

You figure one but you can't upload it .

I wished I could get a job at the Mortuary .

[shock]

I had bad job for document writing.

I wish i can get job making video games for life.

[csm725]

You get the job, but you die the next day.

I wish I had Windows 7.

[Briamoth]

You get Windows 7 but it's faulty and destroys your computer.

I have no wish.

[csm725]

No no, that's Vista.

[shock]

Vista gives you heart attack cause you lost data.

Wish i can get my own hosting server.

[Leonte]

voila! your own hosting server, with your name written on it. now all you need is to repair it.

i wish my project was already done.

[Jasperr]

KaHZaM - you're project is done, but it turned out into a pic of your mother in law

i wish i had a better videocard, i can't even play gta san andreas :S

[shock]

You get new videocard but your processor goes down. now you need new processor.

I wish i can get satellite tv.

[Jasperr]

You get new videocard but your processor goes down. now you need new processor..

oh bloody potato.

so. i'm supposed to be a fairy. since i'm lazy to complete your wish, it isn't done. i'm sorry, better luck next time

i wish i met the love of my life (someone's interested? )

[sokagirl]

You meet that person but she can't see you ..

I wished I could get a Christmas tree ..

[csm725]

You got it but then the tree falls in to the fireplace and your house burns down.

I wish I got more views in my gallery.

[0(-.-)0]

You get many more views but they're all from stalkers trying to hunt you down and KILL you.

I wish I could watch Avatar again! BEST ANIMATION EVER!

[Mendo]

you go to the movies to watch avatar where you find tiger woods making out with your girlfriend.

i wish i got more feedback on my artowrk [/hint]

[csm725]

You get so much feedback on your artwork until eventually a gang hunts your location down and steals your .PDN files. They also uninstall PdN and block you from the internet and lock you in your house and take all of your pecan pie. Yes. All of it.

[Jasperr]

You get so much feedback on your artwork until eventually a gang hunts your location down and steals your .PDN files. They also uninstall PdN and block you from the internet and lock you in your house and take all of your pecan pie. Yes. All of it.

And what's your wish ?

[Alex979]

I'm not sure who's wish to corrupt so I'll just make my wish.

I wish I could fly.

[csm725]

And what's your wish ?

Oh, sorry. And where's yours?

Anyways,

I wish I could fly.

You wake up one morning only to find two majestic wings coming out of your back. You decide to give them a try and take off into the sky. After an hour of experimenting, you finally get the hang of it and start gaining height. 20, 30 thousand feet. 40, 50, 60. It seems natural to you. You close your eyes and hit the sun. Your wings burn and the fire reaches your head and you plummet to death. You're welcome.

I wish the Indianapolis Colts will win the Super Bowl or that Chelsea will win the EPL.

[cazaron]

there is no reason to corrupt the colts winning the superbowl GO COLTS!

chelsea FC on the other hand... ugh. Chelsea will win the EPL... well, WILL win, until they lose their last match and liverpool win instead. shame for you.

i wish that the poster below me couldn't be bothered to corrupt my wish...

[csm725]

...and Liverpool win instead.

But they're 8th place!

Okay, you win. I'm tired. Good night.

I wish that mechanical pencils had infinite lead.

[cazaron]

mechanical pencils have infinite lead now. such a shame that lead is poisonous...

you mean graphite?

i wish that i wasnt the stig.

[csm725]

You mean graphite?

Yes i do.

Okay. You are now James May. Any better? Didn't think so.

[cazaron]

yay. im james may.

you can't corrupt that any more, can you!