Axle Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 it's so icy you freeze i wish i don't have to water the concrete in my backyard every hour today Quote My Deviant Art | My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHoward Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Done. Youhhave to water it every fifteen minutes. I wish the weather didn't suck so badly around here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkbark00 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Granted. Your weather now blows. It blows so hard in fact, your house is blown down the street. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Quote Take responsibility for your own intelligence. -Rick Brewster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHoward Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Done. You have to work now, and graveyard shift for the rest of your life I wish my stuff didn't burn with my truck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkbark00 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 That's doable. The previously mentioned windstorm caused a gas leak that ended up blowing up you and your stuff as you walked to the truck. You survive. Your stuff? Not so lucky... I wish I made twice as much money, while working half as hard. Quote Take responsibility for your own intelligence. -Rick Brewster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 done, but the money is fake, and "half as hard" is a relative term compared to being president i wish i could drink pepsi without ruining my braces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 done. You drink pepsi so much that the sugar ruins your teeth anyway i wish a polar bear walked into my room and said "hulloh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 done, after which it dismembers you i wish my ipod was more than 8GB (its only 2GB anyway, so even if you made it 8.1, itll still be good ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 done, after which it dismembers you i think my life would be prety much complete after having that happen anyway tbh done. Slight problem, your headphones break :twisted: i wish i didnt have a itchy neck [/scratch] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 done. you have an itchy... you know, this would be so much simpler if i knew what i was allowed to call that. personal area? instead i wish i knew the list of words this forum doesnt allow about the headphones, i have many pairs, and most of the time, its just hooked up to the computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barkbark00 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 That list is downloaded to your brain with using the Matrix...all other information is flushed. I wish my wish was incorruptible. Quote Take responsibility for your own intelligence. -Rick Brewster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubrica Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 That's a shame. I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APShredder Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 No you don't. I wish I didn't have to babysit my brother today. Quote BlendModes Plus | Dissolve | Extract Color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Wham! You don't have to babysit your brother, he has to babysit you (and he's evil :twisted: now.) You must obey everything he says! I wish to be famous for being all-round awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beta Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 You're famous but there's an elite group of assassins who hate famous people j00 die! I wish the definition for corrupt was "To make better" and since you have to make my wish come true the definition automatically changes, and now you must make my wish better. Now all the "corrupt" wishes must become better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axle Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 the universe crashes and needs a reboot thanks to that pointless sentence i wish my desk was cleaner Quote My Deviant Art | My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 done. its so clean, nothing can be on it, not even what should be i wish my music was more famous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 your music becomes famous....famously bad i wish i could get the dog i want without having to quit my job to give him time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 done, but he bites you whenever he sees, hears, or smells you i wish my TV wasnt old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 done. you get a new b/w TV and no arial i wish i hadnt jsut cut the back of my hand :shock: , the cuts gone hella lumpy/red (obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 instead, you cut your hand right off! :shock: i wish people didnt think i was weird for liking blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero#Hash Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Poof... Nobody thinks you're weird for liking blood. In fact, now everyone likes blood. they like it so much that they like your blood. They like your blood so much that they want it. They hunt you like a dog for the rest of your life :shock: I wish the bf would answer his phone Quote MXit Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sokagirl Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 He does and tells you , you have the wrong number . I wish I could have more money . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 you get more money (grats) but the world suddenly decides money is more hassle that it is worth and completey gets rid of the economy taking people back to trading for things etc. like the past :shock: i wish it was tomorrow! ive not seen my best friend for 3 months and hes coming back tomorrow and were all going out to the pub ^_^! (hes practically my brother, known him since i was like 6 :shock: even lived with me at uni prety much). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosRegex Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 done, but since tomorrow then becomes today, it actually becomes tomorrow again, which then becomes today, etc good going, you broke the universe ._. i wish i had friends that were online whenever im online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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