himself22 1 Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Drawn To Life: The Next Chapter comes out but it turns out its a picture book with pictures of the same thing, this low quality bear. I wish I could have a piece of paper. Link to post Share on other sites
Blooper 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You have a piece of paper. You accidentally slice your jugular (good job, it really takes a special breed of idiot to do that without a gun) and die. I wish for the next post to be funny. Link to post Share on other sites
SkullSplitter 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 The next post is so outrageously funny that you literally die laughing. Oh wait... my post wasn't that funny, so I guess you're wish doesn't get fulfilled Edit: I wish I hadn't forgotten to write a wish. Link to post Share on other sites
Blooper 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I object, you failed to fulfill my wish. Try again. Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You object, but you aren't in court, so it doesn't count. I wish my car's breaks and oil leak were fixed... Link to post Share on other sites
RHoward 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Brake and oil problems are fixed....but the windshield cracks and the tires go flat. I wish my truck wasn't a rust bucket Link to post Share on other sites
APShredder 4 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You truck stops being a rust bucket, and becomes a rust pail. I wish for all the wishes previously wished for on this thread. :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
Rubrica 14 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 You asplode. I wish for the next person to wish. Link to post Share on other sites
ChronosRegex 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 done, but you explode for trying to get a wish that isnt corrupted i wish for a new guitar string Link to post Share on other sites
APShredder 4 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 You get a new guitar string but you break it while restringing your guitar. I wish that the person below me won't corrupt my wish. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkShock 49 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Corrupts it anyways without a care. :twisted: I wish I had a waterbed. Link to post Share on other sites
APShredder 4 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 You get a waterbed, but it springs a leak and is now useless. I wish I looked like this. Link to post Share on other sites
xstarburstx 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 TADA! You look like that, BUT you get hit by a car in your "Kash car" (ironic xD) I wish my phone would stop screwing up... Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Your phone stops screwing up, but then you drop it off a cliff. I wish my computer would finish defragmenting... Link to post Share on other sites
cazaron 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 your computer has suddenly stopped defragmenting. why? it just blew up. i wish i was good at PDN... Link to post Share on other sites
Chris_Rulez 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 WAZAM! You're good at Paint.net but your computer gets a virus from it! I wish I could get into the Playboy Mansion.. (True Story ) Link to post Share on other sites
xstarburstx 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 TADA! You gain entrance to the Playboy Mansion... but all the models are on a trip in Paris I wish I wasn't addicted to Big Red soda... Link to post Share on other sites
Phyxius 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 TADA! You gain entrance to the Playboy Mansion... but all the models are on a trip in ParisI wish I wasn't addicted to Big Red soda... You stop being addicted to Big Red. You get addicted to Little Blue soda. :twisted: I wish I had a computer that isn't a six-year-old POS. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris_Rulez 0 Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 POW! You don't have a 6 year old POS anymore, Now its a 7 Year old POS I wish I had a pack of gum.. Link to post Share on other sites
APShredder 4 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 You get a pack of gum, but you forget that you can't swallow it and end up choking on it. I wish that whenever I needed to pay for something the money would just appear in my pocket. Link to post Share on other sites
RHoward 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 done. you have all the money you ever need, however, it's all obsolete Italian Lire. I wish I had a better sewing machine Link to post Share on other sites
xstarburstx 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 WALA! You have a better sewing machine... but you sew you finger to your shirt, and have to get it cut off I wish I didn't have bacne Link to post Share on other sites
DarkShock 49 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 You lose the acne with a special cream, but it makes your skin turn purple. I wish I a cheese stick right now... Link to post Share on other sites
xstarburstx 0 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 *magic noise* You get turned into a cheese stick for forgetting the word "had" I wish I didn't need to breath (BTW, that be bad if my favorite color was purple) Link to post Share on other sites
DarkShock 49 Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Oops. That's what I get for typing when I'm tired. You don't need to breathe, but you end up growing gills and have to breath underwater... I wish I had superman's power. lol Link to post Share on other sites
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