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LilRedneck

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the price of Cold stone drops like a rock, but so does the quality, and it actually tastes like a cold stone.

I wish my government class was easier.

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there is now no government, making government class a breeze, as you guys are elected, and no longer need classes. too bad its the US economy you took hold of!

i wish to be slapped to death by a herring.

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You are slapped to death by the Magical Herring of Life... Every time you die... you just come back to die again. :) have fun for the rest of eternity!

I wish I was invisible!

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You get one, but the fish's wish is to make you a fish on a dish with no wish. Then it eats you.

I wish I had ideas on how to start the first chapter of my project.

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You get the ideas, but as you are writing them down, you realize you are using invisible ink! Oh well...

I wish I could go without breathing forever!

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you find a better way to develop your charachters....but it takes so long you've forgotten what you were to develop.

I wish I could afford ink for my printer

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You can afford a cleaning rag. You buy one, but it's dirty, defeating it's purpose.

I wish I could afford to go to the Okean elzy show this year.

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You can, but it is canceled the day of the show while you are on your way there.

I wish I ruled the WORLD!! Mwahahahahaha!! :twisted: :twisted:

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You get to rule the worlds for 5 seconds, but then you got impeached. lol :lol:

I wish all the starving children in the world had food. (whoever corrupts this is mean)

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All the starving children are given food...however, you are forced to live on a diet of powdered eggs, stale toast, and water for the rest of your life.

I wish my computer had more memory

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You are, but then you get a stalker, who eventually steals your brain so he can make good art. You die.

I wish I had actually made some progress with my project.

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