Corrupt-A-Wish

[Leonte 0]

you get your pet, but it is pure evil and eats you.

i wish i had a better computer

[himself22 1]

You get a better computer with about 100000 processers, but you forgot you live in a log cabin with no power outlits. :shock:

I wish I had a cardboard box.

[SkullSplitter 0]

You become so desperate to get a cardboard box that you decide to order one online.

Unfortunately, you forget to check the price and you end up having to pay 2.000.000$ for it.

But hey, at least you have your cardboard box :wink:

I wish I had more friends and watchers on DeviantArt.

[KidBoy140 0]

You get more friends on dA but the only reason they became your friend was so that they could insult you whenever they liked!

I wished I had £1 for everytime I blinked.

[himself22 1]

You get £1 for every time you blinked but you forgot you've been blind since birth. lol.

I wish I had a toothpick. That would be AWESOME!

[RHoward 0]

You get your toothpick...but when you get it, it#s broken, and both ends are no longer sharp.

I wish I hadn't just poured bad milk into my coffee.

[cazaron 0]

SHAZAM! you didnt pour bad milk into your coffee. does that make you feel better?

well it shouldnt. turns out you just poured an elk into your coffee and it drank it all, and killed you cause the bad milk made it evil and vicious. sucks to be you, i guess.

[Boude 2]

Since you have no wish your wish is that you didn't forgot to put your wish on this forum.

Ok, you didn't forgot your wish, but just came to the conclusion that you never had a wish.

I wish I had a wish :?

[Gamer_World14 1]

You wish you had a wish, but too bad it was opposite day.

I wish more people would look at my photos on deviantART.

[jerkfight 17]

They do, but all your photos turned into photos of clowns. People ran away scared

I wish i wasn't scare of heights.

[Gamer_World14 1]

Boom, you aren't scared of heights anymore, but that is because you are laying on the street pavement dead because you fell off the Sears Tower. :shock:

I wish my car would stop leaking oil...

[APShredder 4]

Your car stops leaking oil, but then it starts leaking gas, which catches on fire and explodes, leaving your car in a million pieces.

I wish I could get a job and make some money. $$$

[RHoward 0]

you get the job you've always wanted, making hundreds of thousands a year. However, you are relocated to antarctica with no computer and no form of contact with the oustide world.

i wish my head was normal sized so I can buy a hat.

[deer dance 0]

Granted, but you can only afford a bonnet.

I wish for something or other...

[Blooper 0]

Granted; an anvil falls on your foot. You get your wish, but everyone thinks you're insane for wishing for that.

I wish tHs wasn't so full of fail.

[TopHATslash 0]

Granted, but then you tHs-less because the only fail he has is being a good friend of yours. HAHA

I wish blooper wasn't so moroccan.

[APShredder 4]

Yes... no... maybe... :?

I wish I understood tHs's wish.

[TopHATslash 0]

Granted, then you realized how stupid it was.

I wish Blooper didn't have such big hair.

[Blooper 0]

Said hair is then stuffed down your throat; you choke to death.

I wish my internet friends were funny.

[TopHATslash 0]

Granted, but then you lose me as a friend.

I wish I was funny to pleasure my internet friends.

[Blooper 0]

[What a loss! I think I could squeeze out a tear.]

Granted; we make fun of you even more.

I wish tHs was my friend again.

[TopHATslash 0]

Granted, but then I come back to sense.

I wish Blooper wasn't an e-bully.

[Blooper 0]

Granted. *swirlies IRL*

I wish tHs could control his bowel movements.

[TopHATslash 0]

Granted, but then what would you do without the beef stew?

I wish Blooper's wishes/insults made sense. o_o

[Simon Brown 41]

They do, but not to you.

I wish wasn't .