Juraiko1324 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Granted, but to make up for it, you now have 17 hour school days. D: I wish for flying toasters to breed with my dog, producing FLYING, METALLIC DOGS THAT COOK BREAD =D Quote -I may have not been here when you passed away, but you will be missed.- Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 You get...exactly what you wish for. :shock: I wish that wish wasn't already corrupted. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
becauseiwantedto 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Granted, but then your comment doesn't make sense anymore, and you are mocked by crowds of forum-goers. I wish I had another day to prepare for the track meet. Quote Changed the text in the signature yay! PDN gallery! Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Granted. The resultant temporal paradox destroys the universe. Nice job, Einstein. ...your comment doesn't make sense anymore, and you are mocked by crowds of forum-goers... What else is new? ;-) I wish for a fish. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
becauseiwantedto 0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Granted, but you get one fish, two fish, red fish AND blue fish, who are never together after the fight between green fish and one fish (because red fish and green fish are best friends) so they fight the entire time and conflicting fish lose all their flavor. I wish I was myself. Quote Changed the text in the signature yay! PDN gallery! Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Hidden Content: Shazamm! Your wish is granted, but the flying metallic bread-cooking dogs turn out to burn the toast and pees on the carpet.I hope to get a good grade on my Spanish oral presentation. Edit: wow, I always comment to peoples on an older page... ok, here it goes again.----Pow, you are now yourself, but you go blind so if you were to look in the mirror, all you see is black :shock:I hope to get a good grade on my Spanish oral presentation. Quote deviantART | Paint.NET Gallery | bennettfrazier.com <-- (My new Website!) Link to post Share on other sites
MagykalAnna 0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Poof~! You got good grades on it but you fail everything else. I wish I could go back in time. Quote “Whatever you think you can do or believe you can do, begin it. Action has magic, grace and power in it.” ~Click on my siggy to see my deviantART~ -Haiku I made- A gray sleek creature Jumping from water to air Barly touching sea Link to post Share on other sites
MeowMeow 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You go back in time, but you go to a time of roaming gigantic house cats. Sadly, you were dressed in a mouse costume, and they devour you. I wish I wished something incorruptable. Quote WARNING: May scratch, bite, or do any sort of feisty action. Beware. Link to post Share on other sites
Minoeman 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I wish her wish could get corrupted! Quote We should all be... Alive... ......................................... ......................................... |Lightning|My Dome|Pokemon sig tut| Link to post Share on other sites
Zwicky 7 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 paradoxes... enough to give you a migraine. Poof you got your wish but it's all for nothing when: I wish everyone will stop wishing for incorruptible (or synonym) wishes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
becauseiwantedto 0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Granted, but then that makes your wish incorruptible because there are no more incorruptible wishes to stop wishing, which makes your wish an incorruptible wish but to corrupt that would be enabling others to be incorruptable which causes...DOES NOT COMPUTE! :AddNoise: :AddNoise: :AddNoise: :AddNoise: BOOM! I wish people didn't cancel going to the mall Quote Changed the text in the signature yay! PDN gallery! Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Nobody canceled, so then it took 10 hours to get through a checkout line... I wish my wish was not corrupted. :shock: Quote deviantART | Paint.NET Gallery | bennettfrazier.com <-- (My new Website!) Link to post Share on other sites
cazaron 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 your wish is uncorrupted, which corrupts the whole purpose of the game, which corrupts your wish, therefore corrupting what was never corrupted in the first place. im bored Quote You should get the Win7 theme for XP. Then get the rest of Win7. Then uninstall XP. Then it'll really look nice. ~ David Atwell Link to post Share on other sites
becauseiwantedto 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 ^And there's a wish... where? Quote Changed the text in the signature yay! PDN gallery! Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 [Warning] You wish to go "where" and you end up in a white empty pit of death. I wish I had amazing wizard powers. Quote deviantART | Paint.NET Gallery | bennettfrazier.com <-- (My new Website!) Link to post Share on other sites
Zwicky 7 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Poof! You now have these amazing wizard powers, but you don't know how to use them and you accidentally make Earth implode whilst trying to travel to the future with the intent of bringing back a copy of Paint.NET 6. I wish I had a new set of golf clubs... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Minoeman 0 Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 You get a new set of golf clubs, but they break as soon as you touch them. I wish that golf never existed! :twisted: and won't ever be invented. Quote We should all be... Alive... ......................................... ......................................... |Lightning|My Dome|Pokemon sig tut| Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You wish that golf never existed, but then you also figure out that the world never existed. I wish I had an extremely amazing computer with at least 4 gb ram, at least 500 gb hard drive, a quad-core processor, and a great video card for amazingly fast Paint.NET-ing Quote deviantART | Paint.NET Gallery | bennettfrazier.com <-- (My new Website!) Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You do. But no power cable. I wish I could get speedtest.net to work... Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
MeowMeow 0 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 You get an extremely amazing computer with at least 4 gb ram, at least 500 gb hard drive, a quad-core processor, and a great video card for amazingly fast Paint.NET-ing BUT ... it breaks in the mail and you didn't get the warranty, so your cat eats the monitor because a mouse got in it, and then a dog comes chasing the cat, knocks over the rest of the seemingly unbroken computer, and this 20-minute long humourous chase result in the destruction of your house. Whilst all the drama, the whole thing is filmed and turned into a cartoon series of funny cartoon-violence that will run for 12 years.I wish Tom & Jerry were still on. No! Beat me to it, David! You get speedtest.net to work, but everything that was supposed to happen to Gamer_World14 in the post I was going to make happens to you. I now wish that my browser would be so fast I could see into the future and not let people post at all before me, creating a Meow-post vortex of doom and allergies. Quote WARNING: May scratch, bite, or do any sort of feisty action. Beware. Link to post Share on other sites
Minoeman 0 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Your computer crashes instantly. I wish I had three more wishes. Quote We should all be... Alive... ......................................... ......................................... |Lightning|My Dome|Pokemon sig tut| Link to post Share on other sites
Negrumir 0 Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Granted, but then you use those to wish for three more wishes per each one, and then do the same for the next, and so on. All this creates a space-time paradox, and the universe collapses in on itself, leaving nothing. I wish I had an extra finger on my right hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gamer_World14 1 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 You have an extra finger, but you cannot use it because there are no nerves going behind it. I wish it was summer. Quote deviantART | Paint.NET Gallery | bennettfrazier.com <-- (My new Website!) Link to post Share on other sites
Zwicky 7 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Ka-poof! It's summer, but the northern hemisphere has now magically become the southern hemisphere, and GPS stops working, the poles melt, all because of global warming, and we all die because the earth shifted a single degree in its orbit around the sun :shock: (hint: don't mess wif mother nature) I wish that I could find a djinni in a lamp who would grant me three wishes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Juraiko1324 0 Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Ka-poof!It's summer, but the northern hemisphere has now magically become the southern hemisphere, and GPS stops working, the poles melt, all because of global warming, and we all die because the earth shifted a single degree in its orbit around the sun :shock: (hint: don't mess wif mother nature) I wish that I could find a djinni in a lamp who would grant me three wishes! GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH! (Grr...*shifty*) :twisted: Granted, but you wish for a nice looking chick with long legs, and you get an ostrich. the ostrich proceeds to eat you. I wish that I could experience being sliced in half by a catamaran while drowning. Quote -I may have not been here when you passed away, but you will be missed.- Link to post Share on other sites
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