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LilRedneck

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you get better at art, but only through practice. And you end up needing to practice so much that you can no longer sleep, or eat....

I wish my utility Jacket had three pockets on the inside, instead of only one.

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Whazzat you say? Utility Brackets? Sockets?... :? Kids these days...

POOOOOFFARAZZAMASH!!You have a Utility Bracket with Tree Sockets!

Toothfairy should have retired ages ago... She's 85.

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FAZAM!! The tooth fairy is now retired, but is replaced by a much more proactive fairy. Who carries a wrench.

I wish my utility Jacket had deeper pockets on the outside, as well.

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The economy is fixed, but they stimulated everyone with the combined wealth and assets of you, your friends, your family, and all future accquaintances and generations.

I wish good things would stop selling out.

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You get your old account back but your new one and old one have a fight to the death and both die. Then you have to make a new one and start all over again.

I wish that something interesting will happen, because I'm bored! :|

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You get unbored, but the result is that now you have ants worshiping you and chanting your name. They hold a tribal ceremony erecting you as their monarchy. Now you have to give birth to 500 babies in two days.

I wish I had some wishes.

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You have your wishes, but your mind cannot handle the infinite number of possible wishes and explodes.

I wish there were more icons from PDN to place as emoticons, like there used to be before the forum upgrade.

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...you get pokémon platinum, but the vortex it draws you into (2 months of nonstop DS playing time) leaves you depressed, and you realize that you are now a bored, friendless misanthrope and commits suicide.

I wish I could get my 100m time below 10.7

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