Corrupt-A-Wish

[cazaron 0]

bam you picked up your compute and travelled back a timezone or two. an hour earlier! too bad you are now lost and will soon die...

i wish i was funny...

[Namiyoshi 0]

done...laughs at cazaron..........(and again....)

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

[jerkfight 17]

it doesn't hurt, it is just gone now.

I wish i was better at art

[ZizOiz 0]

you get better at art, but only through practice. And you end up needing to practice so much that you can no longer sleep, or eat....

I wish my utility Jacket had three pockets on the inside, instead of only one.

[Kemaru 44]

Whazzat you say? Utility Brackets? Sockets?... :? Kids these days...

POOOOOFFARAZZAMASH!!You have a Utility Bracket with Tree Sockets!

Toothfairy should have retired ages ago... She's 85.

[ZizOiz 0]

FAZAM!! The tooth fairy is now retired, but is replaced by a much more proactive fairy. Who carries a wrench.

I wish my utility Jacket had deeper pockets on the outside, as well.

[Minoeman 0]

the pockets are so deep, the hole thing became pockets so it is now unwearable.

I wish the economy was fixed.

[becauseiwantedto 0]

The economy is fixed, but they stimulated everyone with the combined wealth and assets of you, your friends, your family, and all future accquaintances and generations.

I wish good things would stop selling out.

[petewolfbane 0]

SHAZAM the good things stop selling out, but the al the strores are burned to the ground

i wish i would make more money

[eevee100001 0]

you made more money, but all of it was plastic

i wish pokemon where real

[becauseiwantedto 0]

Pokémon are real, but they burn down human civilization as we know it.

I wish I had an ice tea. (BRISK)

[eevee100001 0]

you got your tea, but the teabag tasted like moss

i wish everyone was a nintendo character

[m2lucky 0]

Everyone is a nintendo character, but they all gang up on you. and you can't find your shield... you die

I wish i was the best person in the world at PDN

[Juraiko1324 0]

Granted. But Chuck Norris finds out he's not the best at something, and goes pdn n yo' azz.

I wish for them to bring back colored ketchup. Brown ketchup FTW! xD

[St.Jim 0]

They bring it back, but it has the unpleasant side-effect of killing you.

I wish that my CoD5 zombie map would work

[becauseiwantedto 0]

Granted, but it hops out of the Xbox 360 and the Nazi Zombies kill you.

I wish I had more posts and I could get my old PDN account back!!!

[St.Jim 0]

You get your old account back but your new one and old one have a fight to the death and both die. Then you have to make a new one and start all over again.

I wish that something interesting will happen, because I'm bored!

[MeowMeow 0]

You get unbored, but the result is that now you have ants worshiping you and chanting your name. They hold a tribal ceremony erecting you as their monarchy. Now you have to give birth to 500 babies in two days.

I wish I had some wishes.

[becauseiwantedto 0]

You have your wishes, but your mind cannot handle the infinite number of possible wishes and explodes.

I wish there were more icons from PDN to place as emoticons, like there used to be before the forum upgrade.

[eevee100001 0]

done but no one knows what your talking about and they all banned icons

i wish i had pokemon platnium (bad grammer) (btw, what do you mean SHIELD!?!?!? r u saying i was link O.O)

[becauseiwantedto 0]

...you get pokémon platinum, but the vortex it draws you into (2 months of nonstop DS playing time) leaves you depressed, and you realize that you are now a bored, friendless misanthrope and commits suicide.

I wish I could get my 100m time below 10.7

[Simon Brown 41]

I wish there were more icons from PDN to place as emoticons, like there used to be before the forum upgrade.

Click "view more smileys."

[becauseiwantedto 0]

Click "view more smileys."

Thanks!

[eevee100001 0]

um....

i wish life was like an apple

[becauseiwantedto 0]

Life's like an apple but the worm eats you.

I wish I was smarter