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LilRedneck

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Your wish is granted, causing a space-time anomaly, which instantly creates a black hole sucking up the entire universe.

I wish there where mountains in my backyard.

EDIT: dammit

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(Wow, six pages in less than a day? Amazing.)

Kapoofie! You can play guitar like "this guy here," but only while playing that song, and it always sounds like it's been encoded for YouTube.

I wish I were a superhero.

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You now have an unlimited supply of wishes, but the thread is locked.

I wish I had a button to download and install every single plugin correctly.

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Woo-hoo! You got it. But all the plugins now have viruses. Your computer dies. Game over.

I wish that people would read the rules and the popular feature requests threads.

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Granted. Now the forums have become boring and you lose interest in PDN. Your art dies and everyone forgets you.

I wish that I could kill people without going to prison or being killed myself.

~Sammy

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@ david.atwell

You turn into Qui-gon Jinn, seconds before he dies.

@ usedHONDA

Your minutes are now free! But your phone only works 1% of the time.

@ Andrew D

They get a loop button, but ALL copyright material is permanently removed from the site.

@ Mr Frojo

you get your wish, but youtube gets sued into oblivion.

I wish for world peace.

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You know YouTube could never be bothered to move their butts off their 44 Carrot Gold chairs encrusted with 5000 rare diamonds.

EDIT: I got beat....... Fine, but it'll only last for a year before the earth gets destroyed by some warp in the time continual.

I wish for a can of Pepsi Max.

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Congrats, a can of pepsi max. Too bad theres nothing in it...

You know YouTube could never be bothered to move their butts off their 44 Carrot Gold chairs encrusted with 5000 rare diamonds.

I know, I know.

I wish some site came along that was better than youtube in every way.

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Congrats. Google didnt buy youtube. Microsoft bought youtube! And then google!

I wish microsoft made decent software.

EDIT: LOL! uH and I said the same thing.

EDIT2: 1300th post!

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