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Kapoofie! You can play guitar like "this guy here," but only while playing that song, and it always sounds like it's been encoded for YouTube.

I wish I were a superhero.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Amazing! You're the best (kitchen) blender user ever. Can I have a smoothie?

I wish I had a really big knife.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Kaboom! CMD didn't. But I did :-)

I wish I were better at thinking of wishes...

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Woo-hoo! You got it. But all the plugins now have viruses. Your computer dies. Game over.

I wish that people would read the rules and the popular feature requests threads.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Congrats, there you are! But you accidentally kill your soul mate. *sob!*

I wish I were a jedi.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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@ david.atwell

You turn into Qui-gon Jinn, seconds before he dies.

@ usedHONDA

Your minutes are now free! But your phone only works 1% of the time.

@ Andrew D

They get a loop button, but ALL copyright material is permanently removed from the site.

@ Mr Frojo

you get your wish, but youtube gets sued into oblivion.

I wish for world peace.

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You know YouTube could never be bothered to move their butts off their 44 Carrot Gold chairs encrusted with 5000 rare diamonds.

EDIT: I got beat....... Fine, but it'll only last for a year before the earth gets destroyed by some warp in the time continual.

I wish for a can of Pepsi Max.

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Congrats, a can of pepsi max. Too bad theres nothing in it...

You know YouTube could never be bothered to move their butts off their 44 Carrot Gold chairs encrusted with 5000 rare diamonds.

I know, I know.

I wish some site came along that was better than youtube in every way.

I'm still alive!

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