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LilRedneck

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You've got yourself a nice helper monkey, who, unfortunately, is in traction and requires you to care for its every need. Yes, that includes bedpans.

I wish I knew for sure that I had classes off for Veteran's Day.

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Poof! Look out side it's snowing that means no school but it's snowing so much that your snowed in and it does look like its gunna stop snowing for a month.

I wish i had $99999999999 billion.

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Granted, though they're deemed a contraband item shortly after you receive one and you're arrested for possession with intent to play.

I wish that I had a more active social life. And perhaps a car with which to enjoy said social life.

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You get your more attractive social life and new car but you find that the social life only lasted a week and you new car was an old dunga that had a pic of your dream car stuck on the side of it.

I wish i owned microsoft

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Voot voot voot! You actually LEARNED in school. You don't learn now, but you did learn in Years 1 and 2.

I wish for an infinite amount of money that is not counterfeit, and won't get me into trouble some way or another!

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You developed PdN. But... it sucked. And never made it past version 1.0. Gee, thanks for ruining a perfectly awesome program.

I wish World of Warcraft was free...

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You now have a "vivid". The colours you can see are brighter and more saturated, but so bright and vivid, you can't concentrate and have a permanent headache...

I wish that my French teacher would retire. And before you say that a worse one comes along, there is nothing worse than her...

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She retires, and then stalks you and tries to kill you.

I wish that the following document would come true:

I wish that a check for one billion (1,000,000,000) United States Dollars would appear two (2) feet in front of me (Cornipsus) and two feet above the ground I was standing on while I was standing my living room, only once all vents had been sealed with tape by me, and I would be wearing a papercut proof suit. Also, I would not be able to come of any harm from the check, who's edges would be blunt. The check would be signed by William Henry Gates III (Bill Gates).

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