SirFratley2 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Poof!!! you get a pizza but with anchovies that free chilli flake stuff you get and its a SEVEN INCH!!! i wish for a helper monkey who did nothing to me at all directly or indirectly and i do NOT die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taboo Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 You've got yourself a nice helper monkey, who, unfortunately, is in traction and requires you to care for its every need. Yes, that includes bedpans. I wish I knew for sure that I had classes off for Veteran's Day. Quote ... I should have been a pair of ragged claws ... - T.S. Eliot Taboo Monkey Blue Blog: Writing on Writing - Sudoku Tips and Tricks - The Greatest Maze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirFratley2 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Pooooooooooffffooof!! you know if you'lle get a day off or not.. but you dont.. i wish i had a perfect helper monkey and my wish inst corrupted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVoid Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Poof! You get a monkey, but he dies of natural causes. 8) I wish there was a planet called art. Quote [My DeviantART] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy_G Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 There is a planet called Art; but it is short for Arthur. I wish someone else would pay all my bills for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panhead Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 somebody else pays your bill, but you pay them to send them, also still giving your money i wish i didnt have school today Quote My deviantART iGraphix ~96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will. skilletism (n.) - The abnormal liking of the band "Skillet". (see PANHEAD) panhead n. - an individual who shows extreme enthusiasm for the band Skillet. Generally driving for hours to concerts with frying pans riding shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Poof! Look out side it's snowing that means no school but it's snowing so much that your snowed in and it does look like its gunna stop snowing for a month. I wish i had $99999999999 billion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVoid Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 You get the money but its counterfeit. I wish I had a Wii. Quote [My DeviantART] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wither Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted, though they're deemed a contraband item shortly after you receive one and you're arrested for possession with intent to play. I wish that I had a more active social life. And perhaps a car with which to enjoy said social life. Quote YouTube | Myspace | deviantART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You get your more attractive social life and new car but you find that the social life only lasted a week and you new car was an old dunga that had a pic of your dream car stuck on the side of it. I wish i owned microsoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVoid Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You own Microsoft but by the time you do Microsoft is unpopular. :twisted: I wish I had a hamburger right now.. Quote [My DeviantART] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You get your hamburger but you googled it so its digitial not real. I wish i had a 2007 Holden Club Sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy_G Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 :twisted: POOF! but the car is a bomb in duisgise I wish that in school, you actually LEARNED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobofthedead Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Voot voot voot! You actually LEARNED in school. You don't learn now, but you did learn in Years 1 and 2. I wish for an infinite amount of money that is not counterfeit, and won't get me into trouble some way or another! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 Yo get the money but the next day your house goes up in flames and you left all the money under your bed. I wish i had a credit card with no limit and i disnt have to pay the bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVoid Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 You get the card, but you step on it and break it the same day. I wish I had no homework! Quote [My DeviantART] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Your homework disaperas but hen you mum giv you some more maths and english to do. i wish i could be the one who devoloped pdn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrochild Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You developed PdN. But... it sucked. And never made it past version 1.0. Gee, thanks for ruining a perfectly awesome program. I wish World of Warcraft was free... Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstarswishingheart Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Its now free, but also full of viruses. I wish I had Christmas money to give my toddler a decent Christmas Quote http://shootingstars.wishinghearts.googlepages.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You get the money but you find that it is conerfit I wish that evry day was saturday and i had the winning loto ticket every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVoid Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 Every day is Saturday but it turns out Saturday is like Monday now, and the ticket is always counterfeit. I wish I had a pencil. Quote [My DeviantART] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markz CLone1 Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You get the pencil but when ever you use it the lead snaps and when you sharpen it again it shaps. So on and so forth until it's all gone. I wish i had a vivid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobofthedead Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You now have a "vivid". The colours you can see are brighter and more saturated, but so bright and vivid, you can't concentrate and have a permanent headache... I wish that my French teacher would retire. And before you say that a worse one comes along, there is nothing worse than her... Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornipsus Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 She retires, and then stalks you and tries to kill you. I wish that the following document would come true: I wish that a check for one billion (1,000,000,000) United States Dollars would appear two (2) feet in front of me (Cornipsus) and two feet above the ground I was standing on while I was standing my living room, only once all vents had been sealed with tape by me, and I would be wearing a papercut proof suit. Also, I would not be able to come of any harm from the check, who's edges would be blunt. The check would be signed by William Henry Gates III (Bill Gates). Quote The God of Judgement is not pleased... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobofthedead Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 You get the check. It bounces. 'Nuff said. I wish I had a non-chokey bar of 70%+ dark Ecuadorian chocolate! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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