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You've got yourself a nice helper monkey, who, unfortunately, is in traction and requires you to care for its every need. Yes, that includes bedpans.

I wish I knew for sure that I had classes off for Veteran's Day.

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... I should have been a pair of ragged claws ... - T.S. Eliot

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somebody else pays your bill, but you pay them to send them, also still giving your money

i wish i didnt have school today

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~96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4% who will.

skilletism (n.) - The abnormal liking of the band "Skillet". (see PANHEAD)

panhead n. - an individual who shows extreme enthusiasm for the band Skillet. Generally driving for hours to concerts with frying pans riding shotgun.

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Voot voot voot! You actually LEARNED in school. You don't learn now, but you did learn in Years 1 and 2.

I wish for an infinite amount of money that is not counterfeit, and won't get me into trouble some way or another!

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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You now have a "vivid". The colours you can see are brighter and more saturated, but so bright and vivid, you can't concentrate and have a permanent headache...

I wish that my French teacher would retire. And before you say that a worse one comes along, there is nothing worse than her...

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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She retires, and then stalks you and tries to kill you.

I wish that the following document would come true:

I wish that a check for one billion (1,000,000,000) United States Dollars would appear two (2) feet in front of me (Cornipsus) and two feet above the ground I was standing on while I was standing my living room, only once all vents had been sealed with tape by me, and I would be wearing a papercut proof suit. Also, I would not be able to come of any harm from the check, who's edges would be blunt. The check would be signed by William Henry Gates III (Bill Gates).

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The God of Judgement is not pleased...

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