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LilRedneck

Corrupt-A-Wish

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No wish fatal error.

I'm gonna corrupt D.a's wish instead:

ZIPPY ZOO! You're eating sherbet! But it suddenly explodes and penetrates your nostrils rather deeply!

I wish I had more than 30 non-poisoned Twix bars!

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I wish I had more than 30 non-poisoned Twix bars!

:? okay... you now have 40...

I wish that I had all the candy in the world so I could have a bond-fire :twisted: .

What? You didn't corrupt my wish!

You get all the candy in the world, but it suddenly disappears as you're about to start the fire.

I wish I could be the one to write the laws of nature.

From now one, 1+1=Fish!

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WWWAAALLLAA you can have instanly make any food you want, but all the food is loaded with calories, sugars, fats and ect....

i wish i could program in C# so i could create plugins for Paint.NET

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I hate apple...

well anyway, all the xbox 360s are sent off to pluto, but the manufacturing parts are still working, so microsoft just manufactures more, and makes a lot more money :D

I wish the apple company went bankrupt and microsoft ruled the computer world

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Tada! Now Microsoft rules the world, but they discover a bug that causes all computers on Earth to crash in the year 2010, and causes a massive catastrophe and gets called Y2-10 (only some of you will understand this joke).

I wish everything were perfect

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Zalababoosh! The only thing that assaults violent games is... A giant ripped-boxer-wearing mexican gorilla clown from the southern caves of North America!

(my friends halloween costume :o)

I wish the taxes were included in the price, in Canada. 79.99 $shoes —► 96.[numbers] $

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Granted, but tax is still charged, making everything cost infinite dollars. Unable to buy anything, everyone in Canada moves to other countries, and the US annexes the territory that was Canada...

I wish for a stinging arboretum that lambently articulates. (random word generator)

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Now it's fair. But, considering your twisted mind, what is your definition of fair? People now constantly rob, kill and hurt each other. Fair huh?

I wish i knew who won the MSC already.

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