Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately, the person granting your wish only speaks some obscure language for which there are no translators from English, so for them to understand your wish it has to be translated through no less than 7 other languages. Somewhere along the way, Queen gets misinterpreted as the queen of France. So, you get all of the albums in her collection, signed by all of the respective members of those bands. But none of those is Queen.. I hate to be a literalist about this, but France has not had a royal family since 1793, when Marie-Antoinette was executed... Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 I wish the move I have to make this weekend (one apartment to another) were already done. Yay! It were already done! However, the landlord has a strict policy of not allowing plural past-tense transitive verbs in the place of singular ones. You get kicked out of your apartment as a result, and since the landlord formed the "League of apartment landlords that have a strict policy of not allowing plural past-tense transitive verbs in the place of singular ones," (or 'LOALTHASPONAPPTTVITPOSO,' for short) you can't get another one (every apartment landlord joins). -- I wish the next post was entirely in pig latin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 effercio vos , is est in verus latin. I wish my form tutor wasn't such a *string of vehement expletives*! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
pyrochild 362 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately, the person granting your wish only speaks some obscure language for which there are no translators from English, so for them to understand your wish it has to be translated through no less than 7 other languages. Somewhere along the way, Queen gets misinterpreted as the queen of France. So, you get all of the albums in her collection, signed by all of the respective members of those bands. But none of those is Queen.. I hate to be a literalist about this, but France has not had a royal family since 1793, when Marie-Antoinette was executed... That's what you think... :shock: I am the queen of France. Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Ooh really... I'm a revolutionary, you know... Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
lawliet 0 Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 I wish my form tutor wasn't such a *string of vehement expletives*! Your form teacher begins to talk to you, and next thing you know 'POOF' he transforms into a giant cow. You get out of your form teacher ranting and boring you but the problem now is that the giant cow has taken a liking to you and your parents aren't happy about it because the giant cow keeps eating the grass in the backyard. I wish I was a Coke Bottle Quote L and Light... Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 You now have a bottle of coke. You drop the bottle of coke. The bottle of coke breaks. You now have a broken bottle and no more coke. Ph34r my awesome disasters! :twisted: I wish... I could meet Chuck Norris in a non-painful way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 You meet Chuck Norris and he shakes your hand and looks you in the eye, and you immediately go into a coma because of his great majesty, and the great honour. Whilst unconscious, you have a fatal heart attack, but as you are in a coma, you don't feel anything. You are, however, now dead. I wish I had some perfectly normal food, not poisoned or otherwise impaired in any way, deep fried and smothered in chocolate. But the food has to go with chocolate, and not taste vile... Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Granted. You are walking around your block with your food that is perfectly normal and goes with chocolate. However, some hobo notices you having this perfectly normal food that goes with chocolate. His psychotic side that NEEDS chocolate jumps out, and attacks you. However, you just finished eating the perfectly normal food. Thus, the hobo ripps out all of your intestines, eats the chocolate, and leaves. You die slowly and painfully. I wish there would be no such thing as ethics... I mean, who needs them anyway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lawliet 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Granted. We now live in a world without ethics, but the problem is now everyone is looting and stealing everything they want. They even steal you, but figured out who you were and just stole your computer, ha. I wish monkeys would do everything for me. Quote L and Light... Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Va-va-voot voot voot! Monkeys now do everything for you. Starting off by disembowelling you. I wish to see someone someone smile like ! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Congrats, it's you! Whilst looking in the mirror, you get all sick and spastic, making your face green and with weird expressions. You then realize that you shouldn't have eaten that rotten tomato... I wish for... The word "Lol", as in "Laughing out loud" to be in the official dictionary. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Okay... create a wedsite: http://www.theofficialdictionary.com/ I wish that I had a GeForce 18950 Ultra, and that it supported DX16. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lawliet 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Ummm... 'POOF' it appears at you feet but as soon as you approach it it catches on fire and burns to ashes.... I wish that I had more friends Quote L and Light... Link to post Share on other sites
Enormator 2 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 You have more friends. But they are too cool for you and make you spend all your money on clothing. I wish to be omnipotent. Quote :Link: website Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 I don't know what that is, plus i'm to lazy to look for it, so... You're now so omnipotent (whatever it is...) Your head explodes. I wish PDN also exported to 3D files with the S3D plugin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 it does! and thats the only thing it does now! it doesnt evan draw anything any more. dumbass your destroyed Paint.NET! I wish i wasnt 1/2 asleap (hah courupt that! if i was either fully awake, or fully asleap, it would be good) Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 You are now fully awake, permanently, you can't go to sleep ever again. Too bad you still suffer from lack of sleep... I wish that the next post was entirely in español (except the wish). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stephan 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 7h0u54nd5 0f (0mpu73r n3rd5 4774(k 5p41n. |337 h45 n0w 83(0m3 7h3 0ff1(14| 5p4n15h |4n6u463. Y0ur w15h 15 6r4n73d! I wish for more smileys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
david.atwell 290 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Well, your post had none. Wish granted! I wish for everyone I talk to to have perfect understanding every time I speak. Quote  The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to post Share on other sites
Namiyoshi 0 Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 granted! everyone being every one of your stuffed animals i wish i understood the wish i just granted.... Quote Deviantart- http://aishashaesha.deviantart.com/Â Link to post Share on other sites
shootingstarswishingheart 0 Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 You now understand the full effect of the wish you had just granted. Only now you must live with the guilt and it drives you crazy. You are locked in a padded room where you rip of pieces of paper into little dolls to play with. I wish I had a teddy bear. Quote http://shootingstars.wishinghearts.googlepages.com Link to post Share on other sites
Namiyoshi 0 Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 you do execpt it turns into a cannibal i wish i was a little bit smarter Quote Deviantart- http://aishashaesha.deviantart.com/Â Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 you do execpt it turns into a cannibal :shock: shootingstarswishingheart is a teddy bear!?!? i wish i was a little bit smarter I couldn't thin... err... you can't handle it... so your head explodes. Ghost Ranger wishes that from now on, everyone would refer to themselves in the 3rd person. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 One does not concur, and therefore one will use the First Person Singular, I. Innit. I wish I didn't have any homework! Ever! Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
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