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:shock: WTH?

Okay, granted, whatever...you suffocate in the non-airtight vegetable.

Weirdo. :-)

I wish I had the intelligence to be able to write comedy.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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*I'm a quiet gene, you hear a slight hiss...* You now have the intelligence to write comedy! Unfortunately you write comedy you have to have a PhD. in physics to understand. Stephen Hawking finds you hilarious, but all your friends shun you.

I wish I lived 200 years and had 28 hours in each day, while every one else only had 24.

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*I'm a quiet gene, you hear a slight hiss...* You now have the intelligence to write comedy! Unfortunately you write comedy you have to have a PhD. in physics to understand. Stephen Hawking finds you hilarious, but all your friends shun you.

That actually sounds pretty cool... :-)

I wish I lived 200 years and had 28 hours in each day, while every one else only had 24.

You live a long, solitary life, watching your friends and family grow old and die. The long days give you a huge measure of vertigo for the rest of your 200 years. You go insane! Absolutely mad! You finally die, your friends and family having passed over a century ago. You're buried in the backyard of your mental institution.

I wish I had drawing skills.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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You get the album. Unfortunately, it gets stolen, but no-one can prove anything. Two years later, after an exhaustive investigation, you find it in the disc drive of your computer. You then get a caution for wasting police time.

I wish I had t3h l337 hax00r ski11z!!!"1£12!!one!!!oneone!!131two!!323""£eleven!2

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Bam! You have, it err them, whatever. THEN YOU DIE!!!

I wish that I could hold my pencil right so that every time I move my hand it doesn't smudge the ink or sketch on the page, creating a very dirty paper, and a very dirty hand. In which I don't usually notice until I put my left hand (writing hand) on my face which then causes whatever that was on my hand to go on my face, THEREFORE humiliating myself until someone tells me there's something on my - or all over my face. PHEW! That's a big definition for such a small wish!

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'k. Now she's annoying and invisible. :-)

I wish I were in Florida.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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It shall be so! You kaud sp-l. Whatever that is...

I wish I had every single one of Queen's albums, signed by all the members of the band! If you can corrupt this one then you are guilty of crimes against music. You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be taken down and may be used as evidence against you.

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Granted. Unfortunately, the person granting your wish only speaks some obscure language for which there are no translators from English, so for them to understand your wish it has to be translated through no less than 7 other languages. Somewhere along the way, Queen gets misinterpreted as the queen of France. So, you get all of the albums in her collection, signed by all of the respective members of those bands. But none of those is Queen.

I wish I had a tomato.

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You find it!

But someone has stolen your identity. You go broke trying to fix it.

I wish I would win the SotW contest!

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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You can: llama.gif

It eats everything. Even this thread. Even you. Boo.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much this evening...

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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You do! Congrats! WIN-NER! A parade ensues! Thousands are trampled. And it's all

your

fault.

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I wish the move I have to make this weekend (one apartment to another) were already done.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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