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Whoops. Sorry about that. :oops:

Anyway.. Voot voot voot! You can walk on water. But only two metres deep. You don't know that, and one day, you try to take a walk over the Atlantic ocean, and you go past the two metre mark. You fall in, and get soaked, and eventually, because there's no lifeguard on duty, you drown. Fun wasn't it.

I wish I didn't have all this homework to do.

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Poof! You have completely *different* homework to do... in a foreign language you don't speak... and its all due today... should you fail to complete said homework you will be kicked out of school and have to get a real job.

I wish I wasn't so sore.

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Thanks for that. Okay then, you are not sore, you are in acute agony that doesn't seem to go no matter how many milli/kilograms of morphine the doctors prescribe you. Bearing in mind you are in America, and therefore have to pay for every syringeful...

I wish I had a large slice of mozzarella.

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

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~John Lennon

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I wish I could figure out my Rubik's Cube.

Done! You figure out that the little plastic pieces are put together in a way that allow the faces to be rotated easily.

Unfortunatly, you still can't solve it.

:D

I wish for world peace.

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Just as soon as a bright rainbow stretches across the sky indicating world peace is upon us, extra-terrestrials come and declare stellar war.

I wish there were a plugin for MS Word that would format a scanned document into an editable Word document.

Seriously though, anybody know of such a program which is capable of this?

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Just as soon as a bright rainbow stretches across the sky indicating world peace is upon us, extra-terrestrials come and declare stellar war.

I wish there were a plugin for MS Word that would format a scanned document into an editable Word document.

Seriously though, anybody know of such a program which is capable of this?

OCR (optical character recognition)

Try the third solution...?

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Too got yeah plug in bet this a bout < no swearing > use full eds micro soft speeching comma witch comma co-incident elly i us diss own full stop

I wish I had less homework...

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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For some reason, you keel over and die. After an extensive autopsy, it is found that you had a cardiovascular episode relating to not making any wishes.

I wish for a pie!

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Chala-chala-chala-chala-CHING! (I honestly have no idea what that noise is, where it came from, or how I made it up.) Extra is now the king of the universe! Unfortunately, he was overthrown by ME! Mwah-ha-ha!

I wish...for t.v. screens to be implanted (painlessly, please) into my eyelids!

Hi. This is my signature. :)

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Poof! Now people can watch TV when you close your eyes. Too bad you can never see it even in a mirror since your eyes have to be closed in order for the screens to be visible.

I wish web site name squaters didn't exist. :P

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Too bad you can never see it even in a mirror since your eyes have to be closed in order for the screens to be visible.

I'm sorry that this is foolishly off-topic, but this is an off-topic forum. I visited the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino today in Biloxi, Mississippi and there were television screens like behind the mirror in the bathrooms!! It was amazing!

O.k., to be a little bit more on-topic: you're wish was granted, but it got corrupted somehow unimaginable! (I have no idea what your wish is, so I used a generic "corruption". Sorry..)

I wish that there were cars designed like the mirrors in the bathrooms of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi. (Cars with tail-lights and head-lights that weren't visible until lit up.)

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No. Just no. :-)

I wish I had pie.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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You see a delicious, golden, crispy cherry pie oozing with sweet red, cherry syrup... As if in paradise, you slowly walk towards the luscious pastry, revelling in the sweet, warm smell emanating from it. You go to pick it up, when, the luscious pastry rears up, as if on a spring, and flies into your face! It turns out that the pie tastes horrible, and you have burnt your face, and irreparably dirtied your clothes.

I wish for lots of money, in the form of GBP (Great British Pounds)!

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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@ Uncle Jordan

Done but they are pounds of pie... That blow up. =D

What? GBP is currency

Money may be exchanged for goods or services

That kind of currency...

Now, to business...

@ BoltBait

Voot voot voot! You have backstage passes. Only problem is they are fake, and you get chucked out of the arena, so you don't get to see Van Halen at all...

I wish that those sailing shoes came in my size!

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Verily it shalt be done! Micro$oft buy the iPod name and product from apple, who never make another iPod again, but they just rebrand the iPod range to zunePod, and continue making them exactly the same as Apple did, except with a different brand name on the back.

I **** that I didn't use the word "wish" in the first part of this sentences.

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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