Xune 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Damn Chuck Norris! You can control time flawlessly... But of course.... You get bored and decide to mess with time and destroy your self in the process. I wish i was god... :twisted: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mystic Darkrider 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 TA DA!! You're a god... Of toe fluff! I wish I could shape change..... Quote True Reflections are often hard to find.... Link to post Share on other sites
Xune 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 KAZZAAAM! you can now change shape.... but you morph so much that you get stuck as a mixture of 18 and ½ things :shock: I wish i could run faster then the speed of light Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trippdoctor 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Bang you get your wish to run faster than the speed of light but since your traveling faster than the speed of light you go back into time till nothing is there. I wish I knew every thing. Quote Trippdoctor | PDN Fanatics | Get Paint .NET Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Boof! you know everything, and therefor you know that everything is nothing so... [mafia voice] you no nothing![/mafia voice] I whish i was a better spelur Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
Rubrica 14 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Granted!You're a better spelur, but you spelling skills stay the same! EDIT:Forgot to wish! I wish I hadn't forgot to wish!(Except that since I wished that, I wouldn't end up wishing it in the first place.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Bong! you get very confused with your odd wishing causing a paradox and have to sit down with a headake... I whish..... i could get all windose progs that i like to run on linux! Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
Ben_R_R 2 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 All windows programs now run on Linux, but now Linux is as full of security holes as windows. I wish for a Piano Quote I'm finally on dA! Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Boom! You have a piano, however, you forget how to play, and it sounds utterly dreadful. I wish I had some new music... Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
trippdoctor 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bang you get your wish to get new music and when once it arrives in the mail you discover its all baby music. I wish I knew every thing about computers also that I own the Blue Gene/L Supercomputer. Quote Trippdoctor | PDN Fanatics | Get Paint .NET Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 boop: you get it, and it crashes all the time i wish my wish came true... HAH sort that out Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
spike 121 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bang! Your wish came true! too bad you never made a wish i wish i had a 40 gbps internet connection Quote "No. Dreaming is illegal."~Pyrochild Link to post Share on other sites
trippdoctor 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bang your wish is granted to have have 40gb/s internet speed so now you can download files at 500,000kB/s when really you wanted 40gB/s internet speed. I wish that I would never die, and was an alchemist. Quote Trippdoctor | PDN Fanatics | Get Paint .NET Link to post Share on other sites
Xune 0 Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Bam you can never die! but then you live so long and the world is deserted and your the only one left and ur lonely! also you become rich from your alhemist-ness but have nothing to use it on! I wish my wish couldn't go awry! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Your wish doesn't go awry. Nothing happens because you wished for nothing else. I wish the summer holidays were longer, as I go back to school tomorrow. Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted September 4, 2007 Share Posted September 4, 2007 Book! It happens, but your parents educate you from home. bad luck i wish all the wishes below this one accually work propally Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
Namiyoshi 0 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 kapoof! your wish is granted in a diff. planet where propally is a word i wish i could find that picture..... Quote Deviantart- http://aishashaesha.deviantart.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Kabloo-ey kasploo-ey! You find "that picture". A 5-year old with a Deluxe Cocktail Squid runs at "that picture". Sharply pointed spikes of pain, death and extreme prickley-ness erupt from said Deluxe Cocktail Squid. "That picture" rips into twenty seven oddly shaped pieces, and one falls under the sofa, where it falls into a very small black hole caused by all the dirt you didn't bother to sweep up. Too bad "That picture" was one-of-a-kind and you spent your last $10 on it. You should have swept up... Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy Man Dan 19 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 kapoof! your wish is granted in a diff. planet where propally is a word Heh. Greatest Response Ever award. I wish all the awesomeness of Chuck Norris was mine to use as I pleased. Quote I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance; I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast. ~ Becoming the Archetype Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Fool, the power of Chuck Norris is not something a mere mortal may harness. I wish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sailorboy 0 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 poof! you get ., but the anti-aliasing goes wrong and you get a square, not a dot. I wish i was a pilot.... Quote Its my first siggy! I like it! So who cares what other people think Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Baboon-baboom! You crash, killing hundreds of people, but you don't die. You then get life imprisonment for manslaughter. I wish PDN v.4.0 would come out soon... (Try corrupting this one, radish-like people!) Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost Ranger 1 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 It does! In geological time! You have to wait 2,000,000 years! I wish that the air was purple. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bobofthedead 0 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 You will pay for hindering the Coming of The Version 4.0! Va-va-voom! The air is purple. However, the air is now made out of purple Iodine gas. Everyone suffocates. Congratulations, you've destroyed the world. Quote "I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!" I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats. ~John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
Xune 0 Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 BAMI WAMI KAZAM OP! You didn't end up making a wish and then some random person freaked out and died! because of it and you go to prison for murder. I wish i could walk on water Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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