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Congratulation (just one)! You fall to sleep, but in your slumber, you blather out the secret you've been trying to keep.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance;

I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast.

~ Becoming the Archetype

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You have an extremely high pain threshold... However, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris come and beat you up. That extremely high pain threshold is crossed. Ouch. You are in pain.

I wish no-one would answer this request. Ever.

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"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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Congrats yata! You're not sick. You're dying!

And congrats davidism. You now have the courage to go skydiving. However, school/work end up taking all the time out of your day, and you are never able to have the time to do it.

I wish I had bioshock.

I'm still alive!

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your wish has been granted instead, your friend wakes you up with an elephant every morning!

i wish i had one normal, normal sized chocolate bar

Your wish has been granted, but the dog next door that keeps you up barking every night made it for you.

I wish these spammers would go away. (I can think of several corruptions for this)

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Yay, you get the 2GB memory stick. However, and this has actually happened to me before, your computer starts thinking that every USB port it's plugged into is USB 1.1, not 2.0, so you get really slow transfer speeds.

OK, bad idea wishing for a jet pack ... so let's make it instantaneous: I wish I could teleport.

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