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Who would win if the following things, charectors and people were put in a cage match against each other?

Godzilla

http://monsterarchives.proboards38.com/ ... 1101835238

Rick Brewster

http://paintdotnet.12.forumer.com/profi ... rofile&u=3

Boba Fett

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boba_Fett

James Bond 007

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond

Indiana Jones

(Sorry, there's no profile.)

I think Godzilla would stomp on them all but Rick Brewster might throw a computer at 007 and knock him unconscious but what about Boba Fett? Boba Fett could shoot Rick with a laser but Godzilla could breath fire on them both. Indian Jones wouldn't last a second in a cage match.

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Yoda. He's not on the list, but that's just how awesome he is.

Oh, and you might be looking for this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Jones - Indy does have a profile!

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Same here.

Rick or Chuck Norris, of course.

Rick would just show them a completed version of PDN 4.0* and they'd all die from shock of awsomeness.

And well, Chuck Norris would just roundhouse kick them all.

*Edited accordininly to Yata's below post

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Rick would get out of the cage, wait for the others guy to kill each other, bring BoltBait the Chuck Norris clone, and BoltBait would roundhouse the winner.Then Rick would menace BoltBait saying he'd bring him back to a regular, non-mod status if he didn't get out of the cage. Whimpering, BoltBait runs away, and Rick... doesn't save the day, but, yeah.

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or, we can just say that cancer won because everyone dies of cancer eventually, except chuck norris, he would just roundhouse kick the cancer because he is too manly to cry

 

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or, we can just say that cancer won because everyone dies of cancer eventually, except chuck norris, he would just roundhouse kick the cancer because he is too manly to cry
"Chuck Norris once smoked 1000 cigarettes a day and got six types of cancer. He then got rid of them by flexing for 30 seconds. Take that, Lance Armstrong." :D
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Ruining our fun....

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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or, we can just say that cancer won because everyone dies of cancer eventually, except chuck norris, he would just roundhouse kick the cancer because he is too manly to cry
"Chuck Norris once smoked 1000 cigarettes a day and got six types of cancer. He then got rid of them by flexing for 30 seconds. Take that, Lance Armstrong." :D

couldnt he have roundhouse kicked the cancer like he does to everything?

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No, 'cause the cancer was inside him. And a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick would kill anything living - including Chuck Norris.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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