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Chuck Norris or Yoda?

Who is better?  

57 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is better?

    • Chuck Norris
      27
    • Yoda
      30


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When April 15 rolls around each year, Chuck Norris sends the IRS a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes. Ever.

the mental picture just about killed me.

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Sorry about that BoltBait...

Yoda may be a small 'goblin' or whatever but he still is better than chuck norris.

Yoda's dead. 'Nuff said.

They didn't show it in the movies, but Yoda died by roundhouse kick to the head.

The studios covered it up and Chuck Norris doesn't care... he knows who won.

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Sorry about that BoltBait...

Yoda may be a small 'goblin' or whatever but he still is better than chuck norris.

Yoda's dead. 'Nuff said.

They didn't show it in the movies, but Yoda died by roundhouse kick to the head.

The studios covered it up and Chuck Norris doesn't care... he knows who won.

And Chuck did it so fast that Yoda literally disappeared... And because that was the only shot they had, they made up that he "became one with the force".

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Yoda's not dead. He became one with the force. :-P

Become one with Chuck Norris?

I'd say things but I know BoltBait will edit them again so. So let me think.

Yoda would be overpowered by the force. The force would roundhouse kick him out of itself, sending the woodcarver goblin to... to... Goblin heaven? :?

Who's the traitor that voted for Yoda? :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Never tick off Chuck Norris. Never.

Good idea. But it seems to me that we're ticking off Chuck Norris fans, so I'm good with it.

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