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  1. 1. Who is better?

    • Chuck Norris
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    • Yoda
      30


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If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode.

BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky...

I have only one question...

Brothers?

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BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing.

HOLY COW!!! i never knew they would look so alike!!....That raises so many questions. BoltBait the Chuck Norris of Paint.NET?

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BoltBait doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. BoltBait goes killing.

BoltBait has two speeds. Walk, and kill.

BoltBait does not sleep. He waits.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Come on, we all know the truth...

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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but no jedi can truly control the force, the force controls them, thus chuck pwns them all

Therefore, in conjunction with The_LionHearted's statement, Chuck Norris controls all Jedi.

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The force is controlling the Jedi and well the force is controlling the Jedi the force uses the force to give the appearance that the Jedi are using the force and that the Jedi are not being controlled by the force, when in actuality the Jedi are being controlled by the force.

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That may be so, but the Jedi control the force. And by the way, Yoda is the best Force controller in the galaxy, so he is better and cooler than chuck norris

Do Yoda's tears cure cancer? I don't think so!

Yoda can use Force Heal to cure anything, and he doesn't have to cry to use it.

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The force is controlling the Jedi and well the force is controlling the Jedi the force uses the force to give the appearance that the Jedi are using the force and that the Jedi are not being controlled by the force, when in actuality the Jedi are being controlled by the force.

do you mind putting in a teensy bit more punctuation?

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