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Chuck Norris or Yoda?

Who is better?  

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  1. 1. Who is better?

    • Chuck Norris
      27
    • Yoda
      30


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If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode.

BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky...

I have only one question...

Brothers?

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BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing.

HOLY COW!!! i never knew they would look so alike!!....That raises so many questions. BoltBait the Chuck Norris of Paint.NET?

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BoltBait doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. BoltBait goes killing.

BoltBait has two speeds. Walk, and kill.

BoltBait does not sleep. He waits.

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Chuck Norris is not pleased.

What are you guys trying to do, get me killed in a bizzar roundhouse kick related "accident"?

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Chuck Norris is not pleased.

What are you guys trying to do, get me killed in a bizzar roundhouse kick related "accident"?

To shave, BoltBait roundhouse kicks himself in the face...because the only thing that can cut BoltBait is BoltBait!

:D

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16 Green little man lovers are going to be visited one day... And their bodies will be roundhouse kicked into an orbit around the earth! :twisted:

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but no jedi can truly control the force, the force controls them, thus chuck pwns them all

Therefore, in conjunction with The_LionHearted's statement, Chuck Norris controls all Jedi.

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The force is controlling the Jedi and well the force is controlling the Jedi the force uses the force to give the appearance that the Jedi are using the force and that the Jedi are not being controlled by the force, when in actuality the Jedi are being controlled by the force.

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That may be so, but the Jedi control the force. And by the way, Yoda is the best Force controller in the galaxy, so he is better and cooler than chuck norris

Do Yoda's tears cure cancer? I don't think so!

Yoda can use Force Heal to cure anything, and he doesn't have to cry to use it.

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From Wikipedia, The free encyclopedia:

Chuck Norris owns Yoda big time.

Enough said.

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The force is controlling the Jedi and well the force is controlling the Jedi the force uses the force to give the appearance that the Jedi are using the force and that the Jedi are not being controlled by the force, when in actuality the Jedi are being controlled by the force.

do you mind putting in a teensy bit more punctuation?

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