Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Who is better? Yoda or Chuck Norris? Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 This is an awesome poll! :-) Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Ranger Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Chuck Norris>Firefox>all>animal dung>Internet Explorer>Yoda just kidding by the way Norris and Yoda are both awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Oh, Yoda could totally beat Chuck Norris up WITHOUT his lightsaber. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrochild Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Yoda FTW! Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Chuck Norris>Firefox>all>animal dung>Internet Explorer>Yoda yoda>turtles>Chuck Norris>poo>leaves>firefox Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Do Yoda's tears cure cancer? I don't think so! If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode. Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 thats pretty harsh...Star Trek? ouch. Yoda will always be greener than Chuck Norris! Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 NO you DIDN'T, BB! :-P But then Yoda would use his mastery of the English language to bring Chuck to his KNEES. Quote The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Yoda will always be greener than Chuck Norris! So will Kermit the Frog. That proves nothing except the obvious superiority of Chuck Norris. Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Kermit could own CN any day! He is green like turtles! Kermit is made of fabric. Yoda has the force too, "any thing is possible with the force" -that old lady from KOTOR 2 Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrochild Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Yoda will always be greener than Chuck Norris! So will Kermit the Frog. That proves nothing except the obvious superiority of Chuck Norris. It ain't easy, being green... Quote ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Ranger Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Some Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. CancerWhen Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Some Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris reads books. He doesn't stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris' tears don't cure cancer. Too bad he has cried.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. other bad stuff 3. Cancer 1,000,000,000. Chuck NorrisWhen Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets angry, he turns into a pile of dirt.When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for a pile of dirt.Chuck Norris can lose a game of Connect Four in 1 move.Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris pooed out of a plane and it hit the ground.In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records aren't held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply world records.Chuck Norris is the only man who hasn't defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis. eat that for breakfast. Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilNeko Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode. Burrrrnnnn...lol. I'm going with Chuck. eep..tell me if i got this wrong, if not..i really should read more.. When god said: "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris responded. "Say please." ~EvilKitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffrankttank Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist........see i voted for chuck Norris the legend not the actor if i was voting for the actor then Yoda would have won Quote I'm a newb ha ha lol ............. you heard it right a newb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Man Dann Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 Chuck Norris cant even put on his pants, so how can he win this poll? impossible. Yoda can win though, because "nothing is impossible with the force" -that old lady from KOTOR 2 Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lionhearted Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Chuck Norris cant even put on his pants, so how can he win this poll? impossible. Yoda can win though, because"nothing is impossible with the force" -that old lady from KOTOR 2 Um...Chuck Norris IS the Force.+10 Zing! Quote My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRavioli Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I vote CN because can Yoda go on a rollercoaster? I think not. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live Quote The coolest Indian on Paint.NET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loaka Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode. BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky... I have only one question... Brothers? BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PineappleQc Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode. BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky... I have only one question... Brothers? BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing. :shock: BoltBait, you liar! You told us that was you, while actually was a pic of Chuck Nurris working in his office. Imposter! BAN BOLTBAIT! BAN BOLTBAIT! :-P ps: 10 - 10! My break vote goes to... YODA! Quote "Ah, i love it when huge pineapples try to take over the world, it makes me sentimental :')" -Stephan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephan Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Chucky will pwn Yoda's A$$ of. I don't think Waldo is hiding from Yoda, is he? Yoda pays taxes... When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. @BoltBait You REALLY look like Chuck. Now give us a picture of your roundhouse kick so we can compare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Lionhearted Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 BoltBait is Chuck! I smell a SOTW theme here... Quote My Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike 121 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Chuck ftw! Quote "No. Dreaming is illegal."~Pyrochild Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Chuck Norris cant even put on his pants, so how can he win this poll? impossible. Yoda can win though, because"nothing is impossible with the force" -that old lady from KOTOR 2 Um...Chuck Norris IS the Force. Exactly! The fact that this poll is even close... I'm starting to lose faith in the intelligence of the users of this forum. Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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