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  1. 1. Who is better?

    • Chuck Norris
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    • Yoda
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This is an awesome poll! :-)

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Oh, Yoda could totally beat Chuck Norris up WITHOUT his lightsaber.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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NO you DIDN'T, BB!

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But then Yoda would use his mastery of the English language to bring Chuck to his KNEES.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Yoda will always be greener than Chuck Norris!

So will Kermit the Frog. That proves nothing except the obvious superiority of Chuck Norris.

It ain't easy, being green...

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Some Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
    When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
    When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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Some Chuck Norris Facts

  • Chuck Norris reads books. He doesn't stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    Chuck Norris' tears don't cure cancer. Too bad he has cried.
    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. other bad stuff 3. Cancer 1,000,000,000. Chuck Norris
    When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets angry, he turns into a pile of dirt.
    When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for a pile of dirt.
    Chuck Norris can lose a game of Connect Four in 1 move.
    Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris pooed out of a plane and it hit the ground.
    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records aren't held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply world records.
    Chuck Norris is the only man who hasn't defeated a brick wall in a game of tennis.

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If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode.

Burrrrnnnn...lol. I'm going with Chuck.

eep..tell me if i got this wrong, if not..i really should read more..

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chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist........see i voted for chuck Norris the legend not the actor if i was voting for the actor then Yoda would have won

I'm a newb ha ha lol ............. you heard it right a newb

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Chuck Norris cant even put on his pants, so how can he win this poll? impossible. Yoda can win though, because

"nothing is impossible with the force"

-that old lady from KOTOR 2

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If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode.

BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky...

I have only one question...

Brothers?

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BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing.

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If Yoda and Chuck Norris had a fight, CN would roundhouse kick that muppet so hard he'd end up in a Star Trek episode.

BoltBait, you seem sort of fond of ole'Chucky...

I have only one question...

Brothers?

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BTW: Yoda. Nothing can compare to an old shriveled up, backwards talking, intelligent thinking, logical ... um ... thing.

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BoltBait, you liar! You told us that was you, while actually was a pic of Chuck Nurris working in his office. Imposter!

BAN BOLTBAIT!

BAN BOLTBAIT!

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ps: 10 - 10! My break vote goes to... YODA!

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Chucky will pwn Yoda's A$$ of. I don't think Waldo is hiding from Yoda, is he? Yoda pays taxes... When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

@BoltBait You REALLY look like Chuck. Now give us a picture of your roundhouse kick so we can compare ;)

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Chuck Norris cant even put on his pants, so how can he win this poll? impossible. Yoda can win though, because

"nothing is impossible with the force"

-that old lady from KOTOR 2

Um...Chuck Norris IS the Force.

Exactly!

The fact that this poll is even close... :roll:

I'm starting to lose faith in the intelligence of the users of this forum. :D

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