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I'm going to call Comcast and request an internet service subscription. When they ask where I live so they can install it, I'm going to tell them, "the box at the corner of Flintridge and Academy. It's a refrigerator box, so you can't miss it!"

Rant: When holding down both Shift keys on my keyboard, the question mark won't work. WHY do I need both of them pressed? When I type a !, I always use the left shift. When typing a ?, I use the right one. When typing !?, I already have the left one pressed from the !, and when I go to hit the ?, and it just doesn't work out... :cry:

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I'm going to call Comcast and request an internet service subscription. When they ask where I live so they can install it, I'm going to tell them, "the box at the corner of Flintridge and Academy. It's a refrigerator box, so you can't miss it!"

Rant: When holding down both Shift keys on my keyboard, the question mark won't work. WHY do I need both of them pressed? When I type a !, I always use the left shift. When typing a ?, I use the right one. When typing !?, I already have the left one pressed from the !, and when I go to hit the ?, and it just doesn't work out... :cry:

serious, Pyro , Go Asleep :)

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RANT: Everyone in my class finds it compulsory that you like chocolate.

RANT: I despise, hate and detest chocolate.

RANT: I had a new idea for a thread, but I am sure everyone will think it's pointless.

RANT: Even I am beginning to think the aforementioned idea is pointless.

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Wait, Rubrica, you said in your class i love chocolate? :lol:

What? Where on earth are you getting that from? Of course not! One, it would be lying, and two, it is discourteous to speak while someone else is speaking, especially in class, or in my opinion anyway.

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RANT: Everyone in my class finds it compulsory that you like chocolate.

RANT: I despise, hate and detest chocolate.

RANT: I had a new idea for a thread, but I am sure everyone will think it's pointless.

RANT: Even I am beginning to think the aforementioned idea is pointless.

Post above is me :)

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RANT: Everyone in my class finds it compulsory that you like chocolate.

RANT: I despise, hate and detest chocolate.

RANT: I had a new idea for a thread, but I am sure everyone will think it's pointless.

RANT: Even I am beginning to think the aforementioned idea is pointless.

Post above is me :)

Eh? I'm not quite getting you here...

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Oy! Pyro! You live in a cardboard box, too?

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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You'd think it'd be cheap to run a wire up to a cardboard box and leave it there, but nooo, all because it's different! :evil:

Its probably just an excuse to charge more. But I suppose outside modems are more expensive. It was hard enough finding an ISP that offer cardboard-box-broadband.

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Rant:
Please note that due to the fact that you live in cardboard accommodation in a carpark and particularly the materials the walls are made of and the complexity of the task, we do incur an extra service charge of £500,000 for the fitting of your broadband.
Half a million! Why do you think I'm living in a cardboard box!
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Isn't that normally a good thing?

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*chuckle* Good one, Andrew D. Careful about signing up for that one...

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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