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I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FALL AUGH AUGHGHAUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

you're lucky that you have a summer break....I have two weeks in july, a week in august, and a week in december. My total break time from school (Not counting weekends) is, I'm guessing, about a third of yours.

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@Rubrica: What would happen if you don't show up? :wink:

Well, nothing, but it's entirely out of the question!

That is, nothing substantial and/or lasting. Mrs. Harris would go mad and keep me in every single break and lunch, confiscate any chair I'm likely to sit on in the near future, and then die. Maybe. The last bit, that is. The first two things are definite. But, back to my original point: delibarately missing school is entirely out of the question.

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Well... My name is Stephan. I'm a video game addict. I am not at all aggressive. YOU SEE, I AM NOT AGGRESSIVE! I like Halo, Half Life 2, BattleField 2142, Command and Conquer 3, Oblivion and Red Alert. Also, i like shooting at people with guns.

This Real-Life game i play has real good graphics, and a realistic system. You should play it too. People start running around when you carry a gun, and when you shoot them , you can actually see them bleeding very intensely. It also seems that it is portable, since i can take it practically everywhere... You guys should play it too!

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Well, Stephan, that sounds like a really fun game; where can I buy or pick it up? :lol:

However...

I don't like intense bleeding. I like seeing people choke and die. Sometimes I stuff lead in their scrambled eggs. Is there a way to put the settings so that people cough up goo or blood???

JK

This thread is actually kinda interesting....

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... and then die. Maybe. The last bit, that is. ...

Wha..? Your teacher might be a lich??!??

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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I don't know how you got that, but now you mention it, there is a possibility. :)

You said that you might have been mistaken about your teacher dying.

... and then die. Maybe. The last bit, that is. ...

But every human dies. The only option I can find is that your teacher is an undead, soulless necromancer obsessed with never passing on known as a lich.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FALL AUGH AUGHGHAUG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Learning is good for you.

Seriously. Just think how dumb you'd be if you never went to school and got an education. There's are some countries with kids that can't go to school that wish they could while we get a free education. Just think of it that way. I just graduated and I'll be starting college classes next month. I got a grant and scholarship that will cover everything. Hoorays! :D

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They don't say education is bad, they say school is bad; the goal is good, the way is bad. In my country you only get to pick to the useful lessons after 9 years of education, that means that you go to school when you're 6 years old, you learn geography and when you're 15 years old you have the last lesson of geography when you actually want to become a mathematician and yes it's great to learn how to read a map and know where France is, but we have this thing called sat nav! I was lucky I could skip a year, but others aren't as lucky as me and have to learn how clouds move for 9 years!

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Yesterday, I went to the Rite-Aid a couple of blocks from my house to go get some headphones, as I thought I had lost mines earlier. It was raining, so I ran there. As I was walking back home, I got splashed by a car driving by ruining my iPod touch.

Guess I don't need those headphones after all.

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Buy a bag of dry rice from an Asian market. Put wet electronic device in bag. Wait 2 days. Win?

Normally you take the battery out to prevent any current flowing where it shouldn't due to the water, but that's not an option with Apple's stuff.

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