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Wow.. I'm sooo PO'd right now.

School this year wasn't working out. I attended to about march.. then I became homeschooled. I've been homeschooled fine. I quite like it. But now I just found out I can't go to the end of the year dance. I'm soo mad right now! They said I have to be a "Enrolled Student". I got a dress shirt, tie.. all that stuff for tonight, and now they say I'm not allow to go!!!!!!! I'm about to rip my hair out. The hottest, my popular girl there said yes to me over myspace, and now I just have to not show up!?!?!? This is terrible.

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My friend just called me and said that I can buy tickets at the door, but he would much rather me sneek in so he can laugh when I get kicked out. :P

I also found out it's casual so I'm gonna wear some Oneal plaid shorts, a nice white buttton up shirt, and a outlook shirt. :P

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Myrddin is awful. I hate him.
Oh yes, he is a mockery to all insane oracles out there.
Please, stop, you're making me self-loathing.

Never heard of a happy medium, have we?

And on top of that, he doesn't have elbow articulations.
Rant: I have no elbow-joint.
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stop, you're making me self-loathing.

You are neither excellent or terrible, you are just someone saying things. You are very average, you are an exactly normal trade-off between a genius and an idiot. You have an average knowledge level, an average intelligence level and an average people-run-away-because-of-bad-sense-of-humor level.

Improvement?

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RANT: Well I went to the dance. I got all dressed up. Took a shower. Put calone on. When I get there.. they aren't selling tickets. So I just walk in. Well when I do, the biggest, meanest, uglyest, stupidest history teacher you can dream of, well she walked up to me. She started talking to my in sarcasm, then started yelling at me that I have to leave. Then the principal came over and asked if I showd up just to find a girl to go to sleep with? I was like, what the heck? And he said if I was still going to that school that he would suspend me.

Remember, this all started because my friend said that he asked a teacher if she would get me a ticket, and she said yes.. supposly.

Man, how much I hate public school. :roll:

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I can understand the teachers concerns but how old are the people at the dance. A 15 year old should have no problem getting in a dance with other people of age 13 - 16 as they fit the age group. Why would they point you out of all them people and why would they ask you such a question. I could see if you were 18 going to a dance with people 13 - 16 being there.

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RANT: Well I went to the dance. I got all dressed up. Took a shower. Put calone on. When I get there.. they aren't selling tickets. So I just walk in. Well when I do, the biggest, meanest, uglyest, stupidest history teacher you can dream of, well she walked up to me. She started talking to my in sarcasm, then started yelling at me that I have to leave. Then the principal came over and asked if I showd up just to find a girl to go to sleep with? I was like, what the heck? And he said if I was still going to that school that he would suspend me.

Remember, this all started because my friend said that he asked a teacher if she would get me a ticket, and she said yes.. supposly.

Man, how much I hate public school. :roll:

Pfft. Sounds like my only friend's parents.

All boys are out to sleep with my daughter and are nothing but worthless scum who only think about sleeping with anyone they can get their hands on. And they do drugs. And bla bla bla bla BLA.

And it isn't public school. Private or religious school still contain the same form of life; humans, which are known to vary from kind and logical to idiotic and ignorant, who have to be egotistical to kids to compensate for their own flaws and thus build up a false self estem for themselves.

Phew.

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Of course, because every stereotypical, overly protective, paranoid adult persona knows any male that hits puberty only wants you know what. :roll:

Although, unfortunately, in most cases this is true :roll:

Especially with a person on the NM forums, [Highlight at your own risk] who supposedly at a dance got drunk because his friend spiked the punch with vodka, then also had....you know what, while he was playing yu-gi-oh. And while spewing his guts out.

Yeah.....We know he was lying....But still......Yeah....

Anyways, onto the actual rants I have:

RANT: Why can't I remember weird dreams? Someone needs to invent a dream recorder.

RANT 2: Why does the APSHD in GMod 10 have to cause GMod to break? Otherwise, it would be great, being able to Portal whenever you want....

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