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RANT: I haven't been able to eat, drink or speak for two days. One of my molars is loose, making me have an incredibly large amount of pain whenever I do one of the three things, as it is impossible for me to miss the tooth with my tongue without putting my tongue at absurd angles, still making it impossible to eat, drink or speak.

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Rant: My mod has been in the validation queue for over a week now. :cry:

Here? What mod? There's nothing in the validation queue...

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Oh, you mean on another forum?

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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...I had half a cup of glass. It hurt.
Yeah, I'm sure common sense should have stepped in there. If your molar pained you before, consuming glass would not have helped the situation, by any stretch of the imagination.
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Me and my cat were playing outside (not a crime, right?), and then the drug dealers next-next door release their bulldogs into their backyards. Without a leash, of course. So my cat was in the neighbor's backyard (the one next to the dogs) and I couldn't reach him. Dogs jump out, frantically chase my cat, until their owners can get them. OK, that's nice, my cat's safe and sound, but he stays scared in a bush for half an hour -- we couldn't pick him up, he'd claw us to death >_<. A lady was attacked by these dogs less than a week ago. Another woman that I don't know (nor does anyone in my family) gets out as soon as the dogs are out to go to the police station. Goes to show we're not the only ones with problems with the dogs.

[Edit] Hehehe... My cat bit the dog owner... There's a bit of blood on his mouth and on his neck, but no open wounds, I and I heard the dog owner yell "Ow!". In your face!

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...I had half a cup of glass. It hurt.
Yeah, I'm sure common sense should have stepped in there. If your molar pained you before, consuming glass would not have helped the situation, by any stretch of the imagination.

Yes, well, I did realise my mistake, but when I saw how it linked to the "It hurt." bit, I left it there for people to laugh at.

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...I had half a cup of glass. It hurt.
Yeah, I'm sure common sense should have stepped in there. If your molar pained you before, consuming glass would not have helped the situation, by any stretch of the imagination.

Funniest quote today.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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...out of curiosity, what DID you drink half a glass of?

Oh, RANT: Made me laugh so hard my coworker looked at me funny. You've GOT to stop saying funny stuff like that, Myrddin!

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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...out of curiosity, what DID you drink half a glass of?

Ah, I was waiting for someone to say that. I SEE ALL! We need an evil laugh emoticon like on dA... Oh well. Anyway, I've just remembered, it wasn't even a glass. It was a Capri-Sun. I can drink through straws. If only I liked soup, then I wouldn't be starving.

And yes, Myrddin is brilliantly hilarious.

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I would have attempted to make one, however, I cannot find a free program capable of decompiling GIFs.

im sure gimp opens each part as a new layer :? or maybe it doesnt....i think it does ill go try :D

edit it does:

your evil laugh smilie:psd

xcf

it would allow me to upload the pdn for some reason :? anyway i used gimp to get those :D

section8.png

psn id: R3V-fiR3

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I would have attempted to make one, however, I cannot find a free program capable of decompiling GIFs.

im sure gimp opens each part as a new layer :? or maybe it doesnt....i think it does ill go try :D

edit it does:

your evil laugh smilie:psd

xcf

it would allow me to upload the pdn for some reason :? anyway i used gimp to get those :D

You can upload PDNs in ZIP files, usually. The problem is that the PDN format is sometimes unrecognized by hosting sites, and falsely assumed to be a virus.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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