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..and talking about posts that are off-topic in an off-topic thread. It's like two concepts clashing with each other. :?

Hmm...I think this is the...fifth time (?) this has been noted...:-P

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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It was a joke. Off-topic in the off-topic thread is a paradox. View my last post for more details :lol:

I understand. I'm just saying, people have posted the same joke several times. :-) Not your fault.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Well here's a fresh joke:

If a man is legally blind and suddenly he can see, is he breaking the law? :shock:

May the vista? be with you, always.

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Well here's a fresh joke:

If a man is legally blind and suddenly he can see, is he breaking the law? :shock:

May the vista? be with you, always.

Haha I haven't heard an unfunny joke from him in a while

Have his jokes gotten the better of him? :lol:

Absolutely not.

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Ha! I liked the riddle! Here is a paradox-laden song for you:

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot one another.

One was blind and the other couldn't see;

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all!

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this story’s true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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