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Anything but more bad jokes. You already got the votes for the Pauly Shore award.
You just reminded me of my latest one . . .

Q: What does one oxygen atom say to the other oxygen atom?

A: The other atoms argon :lol::lol:

To understand this joke, it's recommended you have some slight knowledge of the Periodic Table.

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I was wondering, as anyone ever heard of origami (Wiki this)?

Ooh! Ooh! I have!

I'll have to take some pictures too...

I've made a few of those, and I'm actually almost certain that I only used my fingers.

I found two of them just now; one has a wingspan of 2cm, the other 1cm. :)

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I remember when i could make one of those cranes from memory alone. A few years back though.. Now i don't have a clue on how to start :lol:

I've made a few of those, and I'm actually almost certain that I only used my fingers.

I found two of them just now; one has a wingspan of 2cm, the other 1cm. :)

:shock: . Just :shock:

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I've now uploaded most of my origami models. Take a look at them at my gallery.

Woah! I had a look at those pictures and I must say, they are awesome, especially that teeneey crane that was on the coin! :lol:

In other news: I turn 18 on January 15th!!! :D:P

Drinks on me! :mtdew:

Well, maybe I'm a bit too early, but Happy Birthday anyway. :wink: Unfortunately, my birthday is on the January 6th when the schools open. Oh, and it's even worse because it's also PE on a Tuesday. :evil:

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Q: What is a programmers must have item when eating?

A: A bottle of tomato source :lol::lol:

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How on earth have we managed to end up with idiots running such important jobs through out the UK? :shock:

How on earth have we managed to end up with idiots running such important jobs throughout the world?

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