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Babya today reported its financial results for Q4 2008.

The company announced that it's had its strongest ever quarter.

Sales of Babya products increased by 50% compared to Q3 2008.

Development costs have been decreased by more than half by the introduction of the Babya Freedom license.

Product launch marketing costs included video production which accounted to be about $50.

Babya's A.A. Fussy said, "Despite the global financial crisis, Babya has proved solidity in the market-it's our best ever quarter."

Aren't all of his "products" free? That's an impressive R&D budget there btw, $50 ... :roll:

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$50?!???!

THATS SO MUCH /sarcasm

i guess 50$ for a budget is a pretty small amount, paint.net's budget is probably much more higher?

in other news, has everyone heard about the iraqi shoe incident

and then bush joked and said "for the facts, it was a size 10 shoe" i dont know how thats even remotely funny.

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In Iraq, throwing a shoe at someone is one of the worst insults. There are loads of Throw a shoe at Bush- and Dodge the size 10 shoe-games over the internet. -___- It's odd how fast these things spread.

...and then bush joked and said "for the facts, it was a size 10 shoe" i dont know how thats even remotely funny.

Bush has a weird sense of humour.

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Product launch marketing costs included video production which accounted to be about $50.
Aren't all of his "products" free? That's an impressive R&D budget there btw, $50 ... :roll:

My guess would be-- that's the total cost for the beer he drank while backspacing that software...

Babya's A.A. Fussy said, "Despite the global financial crisis, Babya has proved solidity in the market-it's our best ever quarter."

Does anyone else find it really hard to take seriously anyone who purports himself to be a C.E.O. with the last name "Fussy?"

 

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Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
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seeing as its Christmas and many of us sing Hymn's at this time of year I thought you all might enjoy this joke

ciao OMA

Do you know your Hymns?

Do you know your Hymns?

Dentist's Hymn.......................... …..Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn...............…….There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn..................…….The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn...................……..Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn..................……..There's a Green Hill Far

Away

The Politician's Hymn............………Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn...............………Open My Eyes That I Might See

The Tax Man's Hymn..........…………I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn................………Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn..........………Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn.............……….Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn..............………..I've got a Mansion, Just

Over the

Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn....…He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn.......................….The Great Physician

AND, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45 mph.................... God Will Take Care of You

65 mph.................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph.................... This World Is Not My Home

95 mph.................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph...................Precious Memories

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I found this on the Babya main page:
Babya today released BabyaOne SafeUSB.

Many people around the world use USB flash drives to share and store data-but often these can be used to carry computer viruses and hidden files.

SafeUSB gives users the ability to see these kinds of files and safely remove to avoid further trouble.

BabyaOne SafeUSB offers a simple interface that shows what files are on the USB flash drive and automatically marks any files that could pose a security risk-eg. containing a virus and offers the chance of removing these.

Babya's A.A. Fussy said, "BabyaOne SafeUSB is what we "peace of mind" for USB flash drives-alllowing to you to easily identify virus infected or hidden files and safely remove them from a USB flash drive. We are happy to offer it as a free download starting from today"

Product Availability:

BabyaOne SafeUSB is now available and can be downloaded at:

http://www.winsite.com/bin/Info?37000000036600

About Babya:

Babya is a world leader in free digital media and productivity software for Windows, iPhone and Macs.

:?

Just don't let CMD see the web design, otherwise he'll rant more about it than the fact the software is rubbish (the web design is god awful, I mean, god awful)

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I'm back after a series of mini-disasters and a short addiction to GTA SA.

Anyway, here's a bad joke:

Q: What do you call an alien who loves shoes?

A: xqg4m.png

and lastly

Q: What does one cabinet say to the other cabinet?

A: I'm going to the Prime Minister's Cabinet meeting! :lol:

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i guess 50$ for a budget is a pretty small amount, paint.net's budget is probably much more higher?

Significantly. Even just web hosting alone, two domains at 1TB/month each, costs me $26.67/month ;)

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