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I left you both an entry in an assassin's appointment book.

How much did he cost you?

Of course, this hitman won't be activated until you die so now all I need to do is freeze you in a cryogenic tube for at least 30 years. That way, so won't actually be dead nor will I be able to torture you for 30 years, it also mean that me and Simon get away unscathed from your hitman... Or at least that's how the plan should be.

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Yes...

btw everyone, I'm in love with Macs. I'm getting a MacBook Pro for christmas, I shall be on the dark side on the 25th, arrg.

..*scrambles out door with tip jar*..

It's good .. for a computer for study work. Not good .. for gaming. Yes, for me a PC must be able to play games or I refuse to acknowledge its existence! :lol: Although, I can't really say anything bad about it since I'm kinda a fan of Apple stuff too.

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Yes, I'm a fan. ;]

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I'll be attending a graphics college for my high school classes next year, and all they have are macs. Macs with very nice tablets, by the way. I can't wait, it's going to be so much fun.

Maybe I'm missing the point, but why is graphics on Macs?

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Another unfunny joke . . .

Q: What do you call a nurse that wears casual clothing?

A: A Casualty :lol::lol::lol:

I didn't get it, must be some weird English wordplay/pun/whatever.

Most people will consider you're lucky as you don't have to go through the terrible ordeal that is unfunny jokes.

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Another unfunny joke . . .

Q: What do you call a nurse that wears casual clothing?

A: A Casualty :lol::lol::lol:

I didn't get it, must be some weird English wordplay/pun/whatever.

No, you didn't get it because it makes no sense.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Another unfunny joke . . .

Q: What do you call a nurse that wears casual clothing?

A: A Casualty :lol::lol::lol:

I didn't get it, must be some weird English wordplay/pun/whatever.

I don't get it either, and I'm American!

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I been jumping from hotspot to hotspot for the past 4 days as I been driving from place to place. I getting sick of jumping from place to place. One more trip tomorrow and that back to my apartment. I can't wait to pick up my copy of CoD: WaW tomorrow and get on my server. it just to bad that I wont have much time to play it untill the weekend.

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Just because it has a comprehensible english meaning doesn't mean it makes sense. :-)

@HITMAN - What do the hotspots have to do with anything?

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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