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hmm.. well... I'm really stupid when it comes to this..

What do you use to code websites?

First understand what each language is for. HTML is for calling upon content, while CSS is for positioning and styling the content. There's exceptions, but that's basically it.

JavaScript is to manipulate things or make something interactive. PHP and other SSL languages are advanced forms of javascript, allowing tons of control and neat little tricks. They are processed before the page is displayed to the user, while JS is read directly by the browser after the page is grabbed.

Phesudo edit:

And I hate C#. I can't grasp the whole interacting thing. Doesn't click. And yes I know I spelled phesudo wrong. I'm not sure of it's spelling.

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Over a thousand pages, eh?

Meh.

My latest unfunny joke:

Q: What do you say to someone who lends you cheese?

A: Cheese

Explanation: Instead of saying Cheers which is thank you, you would say Cheese (look at the spelling of cheers and cheese)

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(I have 30+ fail pictures on Photobucket and will be using them every chance I get)

ey do I get one if I tell this one?

okay, in a store a woman and a guy

the guy says 'I'll bet with you that I can get a day off'

and to prove it he climbs to the ceiling and hangs from there upside-down

the boss comes in and sees that scene and asks 'WTH are you doing there?'

at what the guy says 'I'm a light bulb :D'

the boss 'oh... ok just take a day off then...'

the guy leaves the store grinning

the woman starts to leave too at which point the boss asks 'where are you going lady?'

and she says 'I can't work in the dark!'

:D :D :D

I'm sooooooooo lame

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Aahh!! I missed page #1000! *Dies painfully*

There was a posting storm today... I got on, and there were like 5 more pages.

Well, I'm definetly gonna be here for 2,000! :D

Stick around... at this pace it will probably be some time tomorrow. :roll:

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Down or up?

One is painful; the other, a good timesaver.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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I know! I'm asking, which way didn't you trip?

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Am I missing... an eyebrow? :wink:

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"I wish I had never been born," she said. "What are we born for?"

"For infinite happiness," said the Spirit. "You can step out into it at any moment..."

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