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I was gonna say "Dang, you win," but Pyro beat me. One question, though--Did you make that in Paint.NET, in just a few minutes? I think not! So, I won in that aspect. :P:lol:

Yes, yes you do.

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I was gonna say "Dang, you win," but Pyro beat me. One question, though--Did you make that in Paint.NET, in just a few minutes? I think not! So, I won in that aspect. :P:lol:

Yes, yes you do.

This is war!

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Woooooow..... There was this "male enhancement" ad on TV, and they said "millions of capsules of [X] have been sold to people of all ages."

Um, you guys are selling that bloody potato to 4 year-olds?

......

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Woooooow..... There was this "male enhancement" ad on TV, and they said "millions of capsules of [X] have been sold to people of all ages."

Um, you guys are selling that bloody potato to 4 year-olds?

......

It's hilarious to watch how they try to keep the commercials clean for the kids, yet it ends up extremely sexual for the ones who understand it. "This is Bob. Looks like Bob ready to spread a little joy! But there seems to be a lot of rumors going around about this "Chubby Santa," because not long ago, Santa decided he needed a little more room in his sled. So he made a call to Enzyte, a natural male enhancement. After a few short weeks, what did he get? Not only a sleigh full of happiness, a and sack full of joy, but it looks like Bob got one thing that every lady likes: The joy of the gift that keeps on giving!"

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Off-topic: I wish that someone had invented a real sonic screwdriver. Well, someone probably has, I haven't actually searched for it yet. :D Wouldn't it be great, though? Of course, it would only have minor settings, because we don't want our windows getting broken, do we? :D

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JAY! 200th Post! :D

BOO! Pointless post! :-)

Seriously, post counting isn't fun. Don't do it. :-P

im only gonna do 1000th post :D ive done 500-halfway there so i should do one for 1000

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Maybe I should do one for my 1000th post too :) , but it's far too soon now. And I don't think I'll show it so big in my sig then. I don't think it will be there at all. People should see I'm good :D:P

BTW: I love birthdays(especially mine :mrgreen: )

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Off-topic: I wish that someone had invented a real sonic screwdriver. Well, someone probably has, I haven't actually searched for it yet. :D Wouldn't it be great, though? Of course, it would only have minor settings, because we don't want our windows getting broken, do we? :D

That would be fun, but I don't think we've got the technology to make it turn screws effectively...and it'd probably have to be, like, plugged into a nuclear reactor or something...

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