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You should strike them with sticks.

No, instead, you should strike their children with sticks. Why?

  1. [*:370sb5cl]They're children, and most children are in need of it; and
    [*:370sb5cl] If they question your motives, answer with 'by wasting energy, burning off unnecessary emissions, you are killing the Earth for your children and their children, indirectly harming them. My method is short-term, yours is long-term.'

Or, if they're simple people, don't give a reason. Alternatively, interject 'yo' and 'brother' occasional in your speech, they'll understand then.

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A/The TARDIS used to run on the energy of a black hole, situated under the Citadel on Gallifrey. But since the planet's demise, it now runs on stellar energy from this Galaxy, or pretty much anything it can get it's grapple-hooks around. Rest assured, however, it's eco-friendly with pretty much no emissions whatsoever; it's a self-contained space/time capsule.[/whovianism]

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Oh lord.. Please, for the love of [insert comical noun here], don't start the time paradox again...

Quoted for Truth. Quoted for Truth.

That phrase was so true, I had to QFT it twice.

Wow that was lame. ^

Paradoxes:

1. Make my brain explode.

2. Make me want to chew my arm off

3. Make me want to watch "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium". Thrice.

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Portabello?

v An excellent open–source strategy game—highly recommended.

 

"I wish I had never been born," she said. "What are we born for?"

"For infinite happiness," said the Spirit. "You can step out into it at any moment..."

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Oh lord.. Please, for the love of [insert comical noun here], don't start the time paradox again...
Done, I went back in time and shot myself.
And left a mess for someone else to clean up? Very selfish for such a giving person.

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Oh lord.. Please, for the love of [insert comical noun here], don't start the time paradox again...
Done, I went back in time and shot myself.
And left a mess for someone else to clean up? Very selfish for such a giving person.

It was a charity paradox - a minor paradox created to remind the government to make this illegal before a more serious paradox comes along.

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