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Yay! Spam! Not only that, but spam that I don't understand! It's been a while since I've seen any 8)

My second-ever ban! :-D

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Yay! Spam! Not only that, but spam that I don't understand! It's been a while since I've seen any 8)
That was sort of strange...Three similtaneous outbursts of Viatnamese spam!
Blast! I missed it! Nobody by any chance took a screenshot, did they?

'Why do you even remotely care, Myrddin, it's spam?' I hear at least one person ask:

...it's Vietnamese spam. So it's cooler-than-usual spam.
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Yay! Spam! Not only that, but spam that I don't understand! It's been a while since I've seen any 8)
That was sort of strange...Three similtaneous outbursts of Viatnamese spam!
Blast! I missed it! Nobody by any chance took a screenshot, did they?

'Why do you even remotely care, Myrddin, it's spam?' I hear at least one person ask:

...it's Vietnamese spam. So it's cooler-than-usual spam.

So, if Vietnamese spam is cool, is French spam cool?

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All non-English spam is cool looking, the concept thereof is still annoying regardless of language.

EDIT: Vietnamese spam moreso cool-looking only because it is an uncommon language to find spam in. French is spoken by more people than Vietnamese (in 1996[1]), whether there are more French-speaking spammers over the latter is up for debate.

EDIT 2: Well, Vietnamese is more widely spoken than French according to the Ethnologue 15th Edition: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnologue ... _languages (14th and 17th place, respectively)...

...but isn't according to other, individual studies undertaken by the numerous linguistic bodies: http://www2.ignatius.edu/faculty/turner/languages.htm.

The matter of the fact remains, though, foreign spam is more cool looking.

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Right, I just had to post these apparently real newspaper headlines. :D
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIONAL SNACKS

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS

I don't have much to say about them, I just had to post them somewhere. :D

Better watch out the next time someone invites you to bake cookies then :) (that goes for everyone! Who knows, maybe it's not just children their after.. :P ) Now that I think of it, I can't remember the last time I had a cookie (completely random lolz)

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Right, I just had to post these apparently real newspaper headlines. :D
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIONAL SNACKS

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS

I don't have much to say about them, I just had to post them somewhere. :D

Better watch out the next time someone invites you to bake cookies then :) (that goes for everyone! Who knows, maybe it's not just children their after.. :P ) Now that I think of it, I can't remember the last time I had a cookie (completely random lolz)

Heh. :D I could bake you some and send them to you? :D

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Cookies? Pshaw! Rich Tea for the win!

No... Rich Tea dunked in orange juice for the win!

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

KIDS MAKE NUTRITIONAL SNACKS

KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN TEN YEARS

There is a website brimming with these headline double entendre, although, I am unable to locate the bookmark at the moment. I shall try to find it once again.
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@Myrddin---Just curious, but after reading your profile, you're 16 and in college? :shock: Is that sarcasm? Or is that how education works in England?

It used to be how it worked, although recently the law has been changed to make it that you leave school when you're 18, not 16.

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@Myrddin---Just curious, but after reading your profile, you're 16 and in college? :shock: Is that sarcasm? Or is that how education works in England?

The school leaving age in the UK is 16 but most people stay on until 18.

@Myrddin---Just curious, but after reading your profile, you're 16 and in college? :shock: Is that sarcasm? Or is that how education works in England?

It used to be how it worked, although recently the law has been changed to make it that you leave school when you're 18, not 16.

Yes but that law hasn't come into force yet.

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