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Around May of 2006, the seniors of Methuen High took three goats into the school grounds. Indeed the prank was called the 'four' goats, this is because the goats were numbered. Goat one, two, and four. The goats were intentionally numbered in this way to cause havoc when the teachers and staff tried to find the missing goat number three. Goats one and two were set lose inside the school, while goat four was released in the sports field.

The administration spent the entire day looking for goat 3.

7 reasons not to mess with children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow

a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children

while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God

looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments

with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us

how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother

had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some

of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then

said, "Momma, how come ALL of gra ndma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,

He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said,

"Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, a s you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause you r feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table

was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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At Powatan High, not far from where I live, the seniors brought in 3 chickens numbered 1, 2, and 6. The school spent half a day searching, but the students were suspended on the spot. They'd already told their parents what was going to happen, so they went fishing after leaving the school. This happened about 2 days ago.

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Saw one of these on the way into work today, brand new and didn't even have a license plate yet:

http://www.mbusa.com/models/main.do?modelCode=CL65

Look at that MSRP :shock: :shock: :shock: Someone got promoted!

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Wait..... I didn't know Rick has a signature.......

Cool 8) <--Me Rick Brewster--> 8)

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Saw one of these on the way into work today, brand new and didn't even have a license plate yet:

http://www.mbusa.com/models/main.do?modelCode=CL65

Look at that MSRP :shock: :shock: :shock: Someone got promoted!

And that excludes all taxes, title/documentary fees, registration, tags, Mercedes-Benz Dealer prep, labor and installation charges, insurance, optional equipment and accessories, certificate of compliance or non-compliance fees, and finance charges.

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Saw one of these on the way into work today, brand new and didn't even have a license plate yet:

http://www.mbusa.com/models/main.do?modelCode=CL65

Look at that MSRP :shock: :shock: :shock: Someone got promoted!

And that excludes all taxes, title/documentary fees, registration, tags, Mercedes-Benz Dealer prep, labor and installation charges, insurance, optional equipment and accessories, certificate of compliance or non-compliance fees, and finance charges.

And it's got a 6 liter V12 with over 600 horsepower. :o :shock:

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And it's shiny.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Oh my, folks, they're neck-in-neck!

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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And that excludes all taxes, title/documentary fees, registration, tags, Mercedes-Benz Dealer prep, labor and installation charges, insurance, optional equipment and accessories, certificate of compliance or non-compliance fees, and finance charges.

Yeah you don't buy one of these unless you're making $1 mil/year +. If the guy's buying a $200k+ car, I wonder what his house is like ...

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And that excludes all taxes, title/documentary fees, registration, tags, Mercedes-Benz Dealer prep, labor and installation charges, insurance, optional equipment and accessories, certificate of compliance or non-compliance fees, and finance charges.

Yeah you don't buy one of these unless you're making $1 mil/year +. If the guy's buying a $200k+ car, I wonder what his house is like ...

House? If he could save up a while, his "house" would have a city in it!

Oh, I just remembered seeing a house like that on TV. A restaurant, theater, park... (etc.)

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And that excludes all taxes, title/documentary fees, registration, tags, Mercedes-Benz Dealer prep, labor and installation charges, insurance, optional equipment and accessories, certificate of compliance or non-compliance fees, and finance charges.

Yeah you don't buy one of these unless you're making $1 mil/year +. If the guy's buying a $200k+ car, I wonder what his house is like ...

Probably something like my cousin's houses. They have a four story in downtown San Fransisco, a weekend home in the Sonoma valley complete with a private vineyard, a home in Colorado purely for skiing, and a condo and Naples. Oh, and they drive a V12 Aston Martin Vanquish... the James Bond car- retail $255,000.

:cry::cry::cry:

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Um, last night I posted the wrong link to my new blog post, so here it is:

A short collection of good songs

Happy Singles' Awareness Day, everyone. :-)

Wait, I thought it was Kiss Your Almost-Girlfriend Even Though You Haven't Gone On a Date Day! That means that I... and she... :shock: I'm in so much trouble now.

BTW, did you know that Russia has an official Sex Day?

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BTW, did you know that Russia has an official Sex Day?

They're trying to bolster a falling growth rate.

I wonder what that day would be like. :P

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BTW, did you know that Russia has an official Sex Day?

They're trying to bolster a falling growth rate.

:roll:

Haha, that's funny.

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:cry::cry: I just got an email from Photobucket to tell me that I have exceeded my bandwidth for this month. :cry::cry:

For the next two days none of my posted images will be visible on the forum (bandwidth resets on 17th).

Funnily though, my signature is still working, and that's hosted on PB ? :? ?

I've had to register a 2nd Photobucket account and begin uploading some of my stuff.

The first thing I did was to upload all the images for the Real Car -> Toy Car conversion tutorial, and edit all the image targets in the main post. Thought this was wise as it's a sticky'd tut - so wanted to keep it active.

Looks like I'm gonna have to strip out some images from my main PB account and switch them to my secondary account in order to ensure that I do not exceed the bandwidth again next month (didn't realise that my images were so popular; all the bandwidth can only be coming from this forum, it's the only place I post linked images).

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