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Oh, spam. It's like you're in your home, talking to your friends, when suddenly a man walks in, smiling, and says "O hai guise, hao arr yu?"

So you and your friends are all like, "Who are you?" And he's all, "Lolwut Im yur oldest n best freynd," and you're all "no you're not, I've never seen you before." And then he's like "No ur post is awesome n btw I noticed ur a group of heterosexual young men so WANNA BUY A PAIR OF BOOTS THAT EVEN SELF-RESPECTING TEEN GIRLS ARE ASHAMED TO WEAR IN PUBLIC?!?"

Then he wonders why you kick him out of your house and call the police.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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We do our best.

You can feel free to report spam. We'll do what we can to nuke it.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Actually we generally get onto spam before its even reported. So don't feel that it has to be pointed out - we see it boltbait.wink.png

The amount of spam tends to ebb and flow. At the moment we are getting a stream of it (somewhere in between a trickle and a flood). Rest assured that each and every spammer is dealt with severely - they don't get a second chance.

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Broadband. It's COMING! :star::star::star:

Broadband. It's hopefully coming :star: Apparently I have a "failed installation" :( Teleco is looking into it

Nine days and counting....,

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"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." ~Blanche DuBois, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951).

Now that I have a Kindle Fire, I can somewhat relate to Blanche DuBois. Since it only has wi-fi, I give thanks to all of the strangers who leave their wireless networks open.

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@BoltBait: Made the mistake of lending my Kindle to my partner.... she liked it so much I had to buy her one boltbait.sad.pngboltbait.lol.png

It is far too easy to buy books on wifi!

@TheNeil: Welcome!

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@skitzo - You can speak in Russian over PM, but please keep it in English over the forum. :) Thanks!

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Quick question for you to puzzle over.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Can you give an answer that would beat it? (I will be the judge of that)

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