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Guess who got pulled over.

I got pulled over. :)

Last June I got pulled over doing 74 in what I thought was a 70 ... turns out the speed limit was 60 until about 100 feet further down the road. I didn't even get the satisfaction of knowing that I was speeding boltbait.mad.png And it was a loaner car too! Black 2009 BMW 335i or something.

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Should have told the cop your name was Brian Michael Wayne Dealership. 2:1 he writes BMW Dealership on the ticket :lol:

I got pinged for driving 54kmh in a fifty zone :(

In stunning news, this late development has just come to hand....,

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http://www.boltbait....s/Adventure.asp

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That was a hilarious read, thanks :'D

Vegetarians harm America, Germans harm America, some random commenters on the blog harm America (wtf?) (also College Professors for some reason), even music!

The person that made this is so retarded I want to bash her face in. Great trolling, would read again.

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The problem with fundamentalist Christian satire is that the satire is often indistinguishable from the real thing...

Indeed :/

Offtopic: Another bad earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand, same place as the last one. Reports of fatalities this time... looks to be worse than the previous quake. :(

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Much worse.

Initial reports of 17 dead have just been revised upwards by our Prime Minister to 65. That toll is expected to rise.

The devastation in the centre of the city is appreciably worse than the last quake. Buildings are flattened, people are trapped inside. Makeshift tirage units and morgues have been set up.

I was in the city when it struck. Frightening experience. :(

This is a bad one people.

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