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um.... hello :)

So Friday, to start off the break, a me and a group of friends went bowling (the Boardwalk Bowl for the Orlando peoples in the forum). Someone said "you know, we need a dance for when we get a strike" and I said "I already have one..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdm_fAAYoXI

Yes, that's me (not my youtube) XD

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uH, you look like my friend Thomas.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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um.... hello :)

So Friday, to start off the break, a me and a group of friends went bowling (the Boardwalk Bowl for the Orlando peoples in the forum). Someone said "you know, we need a dance for when we get a strike" and I said "I already have one..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdm_fAAYoXI

Yes, that's me (not my youtube) XD

Can I unwatch that?

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Two things:

1.

"I've never actually you about any..."

???

Maybe you mean "I've never actually told you..."

2.

"Windows Vista, now I get..."

Do you have impaired vision?

3.

How do you know I'm not stalking you? :P

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They look like twins - they both have fur and have four legs.:D

As for my real unfunny joke:

Q: How do you kill calculators?

A: You cull-culate! :lol::lol::lol: (Get it?!)

C-A-L, C-U-Lator...

that was so terrible.

 

You should get the Win7 theme for XP. Then get the rest of Win7. Then uninstall XP. Then it'll really look nice. ~ David Atwell

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Similar Stargate Atlantis joke: How does a Wraith megalomaniac kill all the human mathematicians in the Pegasus Galaxy?

He Cull-culates their demise.

EDIT: Or, an SG1 joke: How do Anubis' well-armored trigonometry experts calculate vectors to bring down the Tok'ra cargo ships?

They use a Kull-culator.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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