georgiabrat1978 Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Kids' Fake Excuses for School Absence "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot." "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very looose vowels." "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It's his father's fault." "Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it on Monday, we thought it was Sunday." Doctors' Medical Reports "Patient was tearful and crying constantly. She also appears depressed" (sounds like something my doctor would write in his reports.) "Patient has left his white blood-cells at another hospital." "When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room." "Discharge Status: Alive but without permission." Comments from visitors to U.S. National Parks "We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits." "Too many rocks in the mountains." "Where does Bigfoot live?" [b}Student Schoolwork[/b] "The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes." "A Cencus taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population." "Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris." "Iron was discovered because someone smelt it." "The four seasons are: salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar." Questions for Canadian Forest Rangers '"Where does Alberta end and Canada begin!" "Can you help me! My husband's driving me crazy and he won't shut up." "Do you have a glacier at this visitor centre?" "Is this a map I'm looking at?" "Don't all Canadians wear raccoon hats? Where can I buy one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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